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[snezfics-n-shit]

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[aprilshowersbringmayflowers27]

pick the prompts for day 1 (top 2 win)

🌫️🧹

Sweeping a Dusty Attic

Spring Cleaning

Dust Bunnies

Other (Ratio in the comments)

Voting ended onJul 17

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Part 1 | Part 2

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Part 1 | Part 2

GOD, I’m so glad this is finally finished! I abandoned this many months ago, and now I’ve finally got it done!

I hope you enjoy!

[sfguylol]

We've all heard of apologetic sneezes, but what about UNAPOLOGETIC sneezes. Like "no, you're gonna listen to me have this sneeze fit and wait to finish this conversation until I'm done." Hxxchiee hichieuu ixcshiew etc "anyway what were you saying?"

[snttyinleather]

A snzfucker who just had the MESSIEST fit ever and is just . . . lingering in the mess. Leaned back idly playing with their nose, debating if they should clean up or get back to it.

[clgx]

currently kind of obsessed with the idea of someone sneezing at a tissue/handkerchief rather than into it.

maybe it’s an accident. maybe it’s carelessness. maybe the snz came on too urgently or desperately for them to cover properly. regardless, it is hot lol

[cherrycherrytree]

someone getting their partner chicken noodle soup with fun pasta shapes to try and cheer them up while they’re miserably sick with a cold

[very-freakin-effable]

ha/zbin character of your choice for the ask game!!

eeeeeeeee

i already answered for pen/tious sooooo IT'S TIME FOR THE MOTHERFUCKIN KING OF HELL

under the cut cause this may get long, i love him dearly

3 things I like about him

He tries. SO HARD. AT EVERYTHING HE DOES 😭 He's so fucking passionate and creative and whimsical and I kinda admire those traits (also his VOICE god DAMN MY GUY CAN SING)

fellow lover of ✨ducks✨ in all their forms (also fellow short king and musical theatre fan yey)

Honestly the fact that he, despite being the literal Devil From The Bible is just. So un-royal, yknow? Like he walks around the hotel in his nightrobe, he watches telenovelas, he doesn't talk or act like royalty all that much.

3 snz/adjacent headcanons

I'm gonna try and do some more specific ones because I've written a few fics where I showcase broader hcs for him

I feel like because he used to be an angel, he'd THINK things like holy incense don't set him off but they absofuckinglutely do. kinda like (teeny tiny line that isn't from anything i just put it in notes app ages ago) “Wh- hhUHDT’SCHhhew-! Snf, Ugh, what gives? I th-hihh- Thought bei’g fromb Heavend would’ve ca- ahh’hAHh--! Cancelled this out— IISCHhh- ’KTSHhhih- hiih! IIEGHT’tzZISCHhue! Augh, Father fucki’g- sndff--! Dammit…” yeah his angelic/demonic body and what affects it in what ways surprises and confuses even him at times i think

A lot of people have said apple-scented things or flowers from the Garden Of Eden would trigger allergies for him and I agree wholeheartedly with this. But also consider feather allergy because 1. he has wings, 2. common connotations of feathers with angels, and 3. idk if i'd have the heart to make him specifically sensitive to duck feathers because he loves the lil guys but it'd be lucifer-typical bad luck i fear 3. When he's sick he listens to his favourite musical albums to cheer himself up. Unfortunately he gets kinda caught up in it, sings along past what his sore throat allows for and ends up hoarse

3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios

these are gonna be drawn from a series of ficlets i may or may not end up writing for him (god knows the wips list is. dreadfully long)

He's going through old stuff in his palace. It's dusty, which is already making him a little itchy and sniffly, but then he finds this bottle of apple-scented cologne he vaguely remembers Lilith having bought him years ago. He can't remember why he stopped wearing it— until, of course, he DROPS the bottle, it smashes into bits on the floor, and he cannot for the life of him stop sneezing.

He's sick at a meeting with the other Deadly Sins. Showed up late, keeps having to clear his throat/pause to cough or sneeze while he's talking, seems kinda dazed and out of it. Eventually he falls asleep on his throne and the others take care of him 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Inducing with one of his own feathers. One could kink!Luci this or it could be out of sheer necessity after having been dealing with a stuck snz for AGES but either way HOT

[snzqt]

"how high.. sdff.. s it?"

"39.1°C.. i still don't understand how you got this sick.."

"i dod't kdow— hh.. HHSS'SHIEW! snff.."

"god, you sound awful.. try to rest until lunch, i'll wake you up to give you some medicine and some soup"

"kay.. sdff.. cad you.. pass mbe dobe tissues, p-please..?"

"here.. the box's almost empty, I'll have to buy more"

"thadks— hh.. hee.. HHE'TSHWW! HEE'SSCHIEW! snfff.. god.."

"do you want me to turn on the humidifier?"

"mh.."

"alright, there you go.. now close your eyes. i'll be in the kitchen if you need anything, okay?"

"t-thadk you— sddff.. for takidg care of mbe.."

"just get better soon"

[w1ngxd]

Do you enjoy coming up with spellings?

Love it!

It's fine.

Hate it!

I don't come up with spellings/See results.

Voting ended onJul 16

+ bonus question, do you include spellings as you're writing/doing art, or do you go back and write them afterwards? It breaks my flow if I stop to spell out sneezes, so I always mark a highlighted "x1 stifled" or whatever in the text and then come back and write them all out at once at the end.

[crispytraditionhurricane]

I did a science:

No lie detected.

[inconvenient-sneezes]

💍 wedding snz things 💍

it’s wedding szn (i think, according to my acnh lol) so i wanted to do some wedding snz aesthetics:

💍 with outdoor weddings, no matter what the season, there will be allergy sneezes!!! so i raise you,,, that one person who sneezes constantly throughout the wedding, so much so that the other guests ask if said person is ok and they respond, embarrassed: “oh, it’s just my allergies”

💍 OR, conversely, someone who has a rager headcold and also constantly sneezes, blaming their “allergies”

💍 that person continuously pressing a balled up tissue to their leaking nose while playing it off as emotions running high (the “are you crying?” is met with an enthusiastic “i can’t help it, it’s just so sweet”)

💍 the fear that they’ll sneeze during the *quieter* moments of the ceremony (and the whispered chorus of “bless you”s that follow)

💍 and then due to that fear, they desperately try to stifle every sneeze that comes their way, inevitably leading to that “holy trinity” someone mentioned a few days ago: a silent stifle, a half stifle and finally, because they can’t stifle any longer, a full sneeze that causes their cheeks to flush

💍 all the trips to the restroom, either to blow their nose in peace, adjust their makeup so that their nose doesn’t look as red, or, because they felt a sneeze coming on and consequently decided a restroom would be a better place to let out a volley of otherwise uncontrollable sneezes

[w1ngxd]

A quiet, faintly embarrassed “thank you” after someone is blessed.

[snezfics-n-shit]

Thinking about fluffie married domestic yahamayo again

Larr.y absolutely goes above and beyond when his wife is under the weather like it becomes his sole purpose to make sure Ma.ya is as comfortable as possible and he's a little bit dramatic but it makes her laugh and she's happy because she has a life that she never imagined given her hometown's insane divorce rate

May.a's caretaking is a bit softer and quieter; of course she and her husband will always be the Silly Goose Couple, but she feels so safe and cozy with him all the time and when Larr.y is finally getting some much needed rest (because he's always up and about doing something still desperate to prove he's worthy as a Fe.y) she's watching him and she's so in love

[sf-libet]

there really is something incredibly hot about those scenarios revolving around an argument, like "i'm trying to be mad at you right now", but the other person just can't stop sneezing.

especially when it's completely unintentional, but completely unavoidable at the same time. it's the additional layers of subtext; it's the "oh god, i don't mean to-i'm not doing this on purpose, i swear, i just-i can't stop-"

it's the extra layer of humiliation there, the "i feel guilty about this, like, oh, god, that must really suck for them, i feel really bad, but i really can't help it-!"

[head-colds]

cute how a cold will seem sooo mild until it doesn’t anymore. but it’s still a cold, just a bad one. maybe an awful one