That’s Gross. I Love It.

27 | she/her Sneeze fetish blog with a side of slight whump

[silkandsniffles]

[sf-libet]

"Need a tissue?"

"Y-ghhHeehh-! Y-yes!"

[hockeynoses]

instead of "bless you," consider saying, "jeez, buy a girl dinner first!"

[peter-steeles-wife]

pushing someone back by the tip of their nose.

[itsjustaflower]

To people who start to sneeze right after sniffing a flower / kicking up some dust / spritzing some perfume / opening the blinds and seeing the sun: How does it feel to be the most hot person alive and how does it feel knowing that I'd risk it all for a chance to see that happen

[cherrycherrytree]

as much as i love a good buildup, i’m also fond of sneezes that come on urgently with no warning, taking both the sneezer and the observer(s) by surprise. especially if it’s a whole fit of them…

[feverish-cuddles]

someone who hasn't been able to blow their nose all day for whatever reason. so they've been sniffling and snuffling slowly filling up their sinuses through out the day. the pressure is awful. when they finally get home they don't care any more they need to blow NOW, just the thought of blowing is making their nostrils flare and run, sinuses are aching for relief so they press down on their bridge and blow and of course its a heavy gurgling noise as the warm stuff goes down their face. Even if its not much its better, now they just need something to blow the rest into so they're searching around their house with mess dripping down their face, but their nose is still making more. so they say fuck it and blow some more, this time into their hand. Now with their hand cupped to their nose they're still searching when they finally find a box of tissues they relish in the glory of releasing the flood gates of mess

[snzyyeah]

i’m such a fever lover bro. like yes you’re delirious. yes you’re sweaty but you’re shivering. yeah you’re cuddling up to whoever, yeah you’re pathetic.

[cutenose]

You hand them tissues to wipe their eyes and nose. They'd just finished crying after self pity had gotten the better of them.

HUHH'SHEWW!

They sneeze heavily into the tissue and sniffle sadly.

"Ugh, sorry. Sometimes I sneeze ah-after I cry..."

AAEH'SHOOO!

They clutch the completely filled tissue to their nose and you pass them a fresh one. A new tear runs down their cheek.

You run your hand up and down their back as they lean in closer.

"Bless you sweetheart"

[brandnewcouch]

there’s something so inexplicably hot to me about a very well covered sneeze into the crook of the arm. it’s nothing special, it’s how you’re supposed to sneeze, but the dedication to proper etiquette??? the extra effort to really make sure they’re not spreading their cold??? yeah 🥺

[peter-steeles-wife]

oh, just ‘looking at that image made you sneeze’? haha. show me.

[sydneycreacher]

Snz thought: partner finding out they have the kink through being taken care of through a REALLY bad cold or flu

[straightup-jerkingit]

I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.

[cutenose]

"We heard you the first time" and other smartass comments but the sneezer is so embarassed they keep sneezing over and over. They really can't help it!

[clgx]

a sneezing fit that leads into a flurry of itchy little coughs and then devolves into more sneezing, and so on

[itsjustaflower]

Person wearing glasses sneezing some very big sneezes, causing their glasses to fall halfway down their nose by the time they're finished. They push them back up into place which grazes the sensitive bridge of their nose, causing them to sneeze even more.

[cherrycherrytree]

a caretaker using positive reinforcement on a stubborn sickie by calling them good boy/girl when they comply (taking meds, eating food, resting, not stifling their sneezes, etc)