kim sunggyu

NOT AROUND ANYMORE.

[whyvn]

ok... do you like to eat ass now?

Sure thing. 

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[whyvn]

do you like to eat ass

Your ass? No.

[kimseongkyu]

[quoted-books]

I will love you forever; whatever happens. Till I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I’ll drift about forever, all my atoms, till I find you again…

Philip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass (via quoted-books)

[crxng-blog]

Well too bad! You’re stuck with me for life.

[snggvu]

I am? What?! You can’t do this to me!

[wtfcanyounot-deactivated2015071]

Cute Date Ideas

•Go out to breakfast. See if they’re a french toast person or a pancake person. •Have a movie date in your backyard with a projector and a white sheet. •Go to a park and play on the swings. Bring candy. •Go to a pet store to play with puppies. I’d marry a person on the spot if they offered this date. •Go to the beach at night and take pictures of the moon. Also take pictures of your date while they aren’t looking. Its romantic, fuckers. •Hop on the train and go exploring. This works if you live in a big city. Try not to get too lost. •Wait for a rainy day. Have a picnic in one of your living rooms. Clear the furniture and lay out a blankie. Be careful not to spill stuff. •Go to the library. Get library cards together if you don’t already have them. Pick one book for the other to read.

[crxng-blog]

I’m everything you need in life babe, why would ou want more?

[snggvu]

Sexy models-- Megan Fox. (/sighs.) I wish she was mine.

[crxng-blog]

Years and years of passion and love. Oh and you get me.

[snggvu]

But I already have you, so isn’t that a little unfair? Give me my sexy models.

[crxng-blog]

That’s lame! Can’t I be the looks and you be the brains?

[snggvu]

I don’t know. What do I get if I say yes? If it’s nothing, I’m not going to agree.

[animalsnaps]

[snggvu]

rolls on your ask

Hey, flower boy!

[snggvu]

You luv it

Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.

[snggvu]

Wiggle wiggle

Are you a member of Hello Venus now?

[snggvu]

Wiggles eyebrows

[snggvu]

ho-feels

He has a charisma proof placenta.

I can’t take that risk. He’s just a baby--

[crxng-blog]

Then what am I? Huh? What am I in this relationship?

[snggvu]

You’re the pancake-maker. How does that sound?

[snggvu]

ho-feels

He is blind and can´t hear well still so HE will be SAFE!!!

I don’t know, Ana. I mean, my charisma is too strong.