Untitled

[snickerpants]

Historical Fiction We All Love: Tess Thompson!

Historical Fiction We All Love: Tess Thompson!

Do you like Historical Fiction? How about romance and intrigue? Then we’ve got a book for you!

Stephanie from Amazon says it’s, “Beautifully written with an engaging plot that intertwines the lives of each of the main characters.” 

Obsession. Ambition. Betrayal.

Left in an orphanage as a young child, Miller Dreeser vowed to someday live a life of wealth and prestige. He obtained that life, with…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Punch Drunk Theater: Furious Seven

Punch Drunk Theater: Furious Seven

Punch Drunk theater tonight starring Vin Diesel and my kids’ strange crush on Paul Walker. #PDT #Furious7

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015

“Dad, I bet there’s gonna be some middle fingers in this!” #PDT #Furious7

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015

I love Jason Stathem but they really don’t need to give him so many words to say. #PDT #Furious7

— Tiffany Pitts…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Punch Drunk Theater: Desperado

Punch Drunk Theater: Desperado

OH YEAH. Desperado #PDT #Desperado

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 21, 2015

Cheech Moran. I think that guy should be in more movies. #PDT #Desperado

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 21, 2015

Steve Buscemi makes the dorkiest cowboy ever. He's perfect. #PDT #Desperado

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 21, 2015

I could listen to Antonio Banderas singing at me for a…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Punch Drunk Theater: Furious 6

Punch Drunk Theater: Furious 6

Fast and the Furious 6. So completely inappropriate. #WTFparenting #PDT #FastandFurious6

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 7, 2015

Oh wow. Making it even more potentially inappropriate, we are watching the extended version. #PDT #FastandFurious6

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 7, 2015

“Ooo, I LOVE PG13!” #PDT #FastandFurious6

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 7,…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Get Behind Me Satan!

Get Behind Me Satan!

Today my son discovered the thrill that is rearranging the furniture in his room. It was incredible. He was so excited about moving everything around that he was actually cleaning his room. It was so great that I escaped to the back porch for a while to continue to strip paint from my latest house project.

In the middle of scraping another layer of toxic sludge I hear a knock at the back door. I…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Elementary School Siege Weaponry

Elementary School Siege Weaponry

My kids go to a small public school. It’s a community school which means that all parents are asked to volunteer about 130 hours of their time throughout the year towards school events and projects – of which we have many. There’s Bike-a-Thon, Winterfest, Artsfest (Fall AND Spring), STEAM fair, Science Fair, and of course…Camp.

Or rather #CAAAAAMP. (Or #caaaaaaaamp, depending on your social…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Award Winning Author!

Reader’s Favorite recognizes “Double Blind” in its 2016 international book award contest.

The 2016 Readers’ Favorite International Book Award Contest featured thousands of contestants from over a dozen countries.

Readers’ Favorite has become the fastest growing book review and award contest site on the Internet. They have earned the respect of renowned publishers like Random House, Simon &…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Punch Drunk Theater: Fast Five

Punch Drunk Theater: Fast Five

My husband, trying to compromise between me and the children on family movie night: "We could just give in and show them Terminator 2"

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015

TONIGHT. I show my children the wonder that is…VIN DIESEL. #PDT #FastFive

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015

LEAST APPROPRIATE FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT YET. #PDT #FastFive

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) Au…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Ask a German Shepard: Going postal?

Ask a German Shepard: Going postal?

Dear Thor Michaelson,

Every day the villain with blue trousers visits my front stoop. Every day i tell him to leave. Every day he insists on leaving potentially dangerous materials through a hole in the front door. I do not approve of this hole and am wondering if you have any suggestions on getting my humans to cover it over?

-Overrun by Blue Pants, Edmonds, WA.

Dear Overrun,

I understand your…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Vote Thor Michaelson, Pawcifer of Justice!

[snickerpants]

Vote Thor Michaelson, Pawcifer of Justice!

[snickerpants]

Vote Thor Michaelson, Pawcifer of Justice!

[snickerpants]

WTF Parenting: The Sweet Burrito Challenge

WTF Parenting: The Sweet Burrito Challenge

A few weeks ago, my kid decided she wanted to do something called the Sweet Burrito Challenge. I have a feeling this may have started out as a poorly disguised move designed to secure a burrito made of Nutella, chocolate chips and whipped cream – but that’s not how it went down.

After talking about it for a few days, she finally decided on the rules. There would be two challengers: herself and…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Vote Thor Michaelson, Pawcifer of Justice!

[snickerpants]

18 Things I Have Learned About Life in an English Country Village by Watching 'Midsomer Murders'.

18 Things I Have Learned About Life in an English Country Village by Watching ‘Midsomer Murders’.

DCI Barnaby does NOT mess around.

1. Happiness in a marriage is inversely proportional to the square footage of the house. The bigger the house, the less love in the marriage.

2. Everyone owns a tractor.

3. Although the English Countryside is in a perpetual state of overcast, it actually rains less than three times a year.

4.Shiny lipstick and short hair is code for “I’m sleeping with someone…

View On WordPress

[snickerpants]

Vote Thor Michaelson, Pawcifer of Justice!

[snickerpants]

Punch Drunk Theater: Tomb Raider (kid commentary version)

Punch Drunk Theater: Tomb Raider (kid commentary version)

Bad Action Movie night brought to you this evening by my 7 yo daughter. Next up: Lara Croft Tomb Raider. #WTFparenting #TombRaider

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015

//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

“Wait, has she got a booby trap in her shirt?” #TombRaider — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015

//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

Now she’s comparing Lara Croft to Velma Dinkly…

View On WordPress