Sade Olutola
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Not today Justin

shark vs the universe
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$LAYYYTER

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@derelc
Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery
How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets
Why don't you ask my new vagina...
to whom am I squeaking
you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
what
He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter
can i get a pic of your morning glory with panties on and one without them on and can i also i get three different pictures of your morning glory in any position also can i get just a normal pic of y
why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞
what?
Just thinking about all those toes you mentioned
love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.
Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing
Thank you for giving me another chance
we’ve pivoted to making spiders instead
Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry
citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball
call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me
the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink
Hey op what was that last part
Did i fucking stutter
My local farmer's market has started carrying this one kind of brussels sprouts in the summers that are so goddamn sweet you can eat them RAW.