No you’re tired

i made this to bully a friend. Am 10% bad memes, 30% random rants, 50% failing at life, and 100% child.  The remaining 10% is bread-craving cryptid.

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im back bitches

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Do any lesbians want to do a virtual tour of a museum together I’m gay and want to look at knives

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I’ve evolved and am now a lesbian leaning bi who craves a knife wife.

[girlmiffy]

ha fuckin ha @snickers-and-spite i knew id convert you to the gay cause some day

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I’m full of gay yearning how do you do this every day

[miggylol]

[darkalleysunflower]

no joke, I’ve watched this about 30 times for sanity

[estradoll]

When I first heard the quote I thought “this is the best pro-biden ad I’ve seen” and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like “let’s just use that as an ad”

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OH MY GOD

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Heres to me getting called out by my 11+ tutor for my bad study techniques. I’m in Year 10, they were THAT MEMORABLE

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If she wears the lanyard she can enter

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hey bitch-babes

heeeyyyyyyyy

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Stretchy yoga cat blocking my door :(

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

i have decided to adopt you because you are smol i am your mother now but you may call me jesus

i am very much ok with that! 

and heyyyy im not that short /j

[bleeemper]

how smol are youuu

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

like 5′4. and a half. 5′5.

[bleeemper]

okok- we’re just gonna pretend im taller than you

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

aHA ye excellent i love being taller than people

[bleeemper]

nO we are pretending im the tall one

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

fiiiiiiiiiine

[bleeemper]

sdhfjsd i want platforms so bad- theyre awesome

also yes 5′11 is a wonderful height and i aspire to be tol

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

someone ik irl is 5′10/11 and he calls me short a lot its very sad

[bleeemper]

:00 yea being called short is r u d e hehe

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

like, i know im short trevor, (not actually his name) you dont need to tell me

[bleeemper]

when i was little like 3rd grade all my friends used my head as an arm rest >:(

and yes here

and they performed in them so thats like some queen shit right there

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

ok i want those all of them please and thank you

so im not the actual shortest one in my group thats @snickers-and-spite​ who is 5′1 and smoll but as one of the group raging homosexuals i make it my business to complain abt my height and be Dramatic about it so

[snickers-and-spite]

I hear my name I arrive helo

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

i have decided to adopt you because you are smol i am your mother now but you may call me jesus

i am very much ok with that! 

and heyyyy im not that short /j

[bleeemper]

how smol are youuu

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

like 5′4. and a half. 5′5.

[bleeemper]

okok- we’re just gonna pretend im taller than you

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

aHA ye excellent i love being taller than people

[bleeemper]

nO we are pretending im the tall one

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

fiiiiiiiiiine

[bleeemper]

sdhfjsd i want platforms so bad- theyre awesome

also yes 5′11 is a wonderful height and i aspire to be tol

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

someone ik irl is 5′10/11 and he calls me short a lot its very sad

[bleeemper]

:00 yea being called short is r u d e hehe

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

like, i know im short trevor, (not actually his name) you dont need to tell me

[bleeemper]

when i was little like 3rd grade all my friends used my head as an arm rest >:(

and yes here

and they performed in them so thats like some queen shit right there

[existentialferret-deactivated20]

ok i want those all of them please and thank you

so im not the actual shortest one in my group thats @snickers-and-spite​ who is 5′1 and smoll but as one of the group raging homosexuals i make it my business to complain abt my height and be Dramatic about it so

[snickers-and-spite]

I hear my name I arrive helo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

keep in mind, skeletons can go undercover as humans, humans can’t go undercover as skeletons

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forgive me for being awol my fellow humans I recently had a tooth out and it hurt and I was recovering and life was in the way in other news KITTENS

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me eating a pomegranate: hmmmm tastes like imprisonment

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In loving memory of the most calm yet exasperated cat in existence

Millie 01-04-2000 to 16-10-2019

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

:))))) thanks a lot!!!

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Are there any good cookie dough recipes for this?

[amogus-sex69]

In this house, we only simp for Jesus Christ

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Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus