Ugh

Uuggghhhhhh

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

This whole blog is just a conversation I am having with myself

[kammmars]

[sobeitjayt]

I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy 

[mothman-noises]

Me, five minutes into any conversation:

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

[sir-cockhammer-duke-of-chode]

Even if it’s historically accurate?

[marzipanandminutiae]

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

[youjokebut-deactivated20180818]

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

[alittlecheesy]

Thank you for this

[ailurinae]

“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”

[wholesome-friend-memes]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[ithinkiamfinallyclean]

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

[imnotafan-art]

And there it is

[imnotafan-deactivated20171120]

Wow

[fozmeadows]

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

[catchymemes]

[antique-scarecrow]

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

[catscenter]

[communistbussy]

same energy

[communistbussy]

I forgot about this one too

[realest-asami-requiem]

the four horsemen

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

i love this statue of sappho from the met because its definitive proof that after 2 and a half millenia we still cant sit in chairs like normal people

[coral]

I fell in love with you, long before I knew.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed