If You’re The Deepweb Assassin It’s About Damn Ti

Age 28. White. Homo-Gay.

[sniffing]

Come on an epic road trip with me across the highs and lows of Mario Kart World! I'm gonna need you to cover the gas money though. I spent all mine on the game. 

[hbmmaster]

to your knowledge, has there ever been an officially-licensed Super Mario-themed puppet show (or similar)?

i ask because this came up as a link from today's featured Wikipedia article and i'm sure there's a way to get a terrible pun out of it somehow

something "similar" to a puppet show you say? there's quite a lot of that! just off the top of my head there's Shitamachi Ninjō Gekijō (1995-1996) and The Cat Mario Show (2014-2021)

[freakattack]

[txttletale]

a lot of ridiculous hypocrisy could be avoided if people were more comfortable admitting that a funny retort or dunk is not necessarily morally correct. like very often someone will say something very funny that was also like, a bad thing to say and so many people make themselves look very foolish thinking they have to reconcile that

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[frontmansdefender]

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[sniffing]

Okay the other thing I find about Toy Story 5 is that… woody and Buzz basically didnt need to be there lmao?

Like Buzz’s only story line is that he wants to propose to Jessie. Very typical sequel movie plot and it has no tension because there’s no real suspense around it like we know Jessie loves him.

And then woody… does nothing? Like his only role is to bicker with Buzz and the bickering amounts to nothing like it doesn’t matter at all lol. Honestly would have been funny if they just cut Woody out of the movie entirely like it would have worked

[sniffing]

Just watched Toy Story 5. I thought it was crazy that the toilet training device could send messages like is the toddler supposed to text with their poopy fingers

[ankle-beez]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[moonga-sucks]

[posthumanwanderings]

[sniffing]

I don't understand the reveal of who the Imposter is in the Among Us Tv Show lol

Spoilers below:

Okay so at the end of the show it's revealed that green is the imposter but I don't understand how this makes sense and seems to just condradict several earlier plot points in the show:

Green claims to have killed everyone except Lime. But how did they kill Cyan when they were with Brown and Purple?

They apprantly killed Brown as well despite clearly being shown in the cafetria with everyone else

Purple initially only works out that Green was the imposter because Green didn't remember the story Purple told them in Oxygen. But if Green was the imposter the whole time wouldn't they have just be present for the story anyway?

The only explanation that makes sense is that Green was turned into the imposter at some point after being in Oxygen. But doesn't that contradict Green saying they killed everyone? Also the doctors scan revealed they were an imposter so they must have been one the whole time?

Idk maybe I'm missing something

[hotvampireadjacent]

[segamascott]

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[succumbing-song]

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok