If You’re The Deepweb Assassin It’s About Damn Ti

Age 28. White. Homo-Gay.

[sniffing]

Come on an epic road trip with me across the highs and lows of Mario Kart World! I'm gonna need you to cover the gas money though. I spent all mine on the game. 

[segamascott]

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[dreamingnemleria]

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[joleneghoul]

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

[sniffing]

There’s this porn website or something on Grindr that kept sending spam messages of a twink sucking dick to try and get people to click on their link but I guess that wasn’t working so now they’re sending art of the ninja turtles rimming each other

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[sniffing]

It’s called StarFox 64 because that’s how many times they’re going to remake it

[sniffing]

People be like ‘you’re beautiful don’t kill yourself ❤️’ but then act like I’m the arsehole for not wanting to press the button that has a 49% chance to kill me

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i've always believed the fixation on 'mean girls' specifically is because it's a violation of gender roles first and foremost--a 'mean boy' in high school is a regular high schooler. the internet isn't ready for this take yet though so be careful

[nowayhead]

picked up some really good bootleg holographic pokemon stickers today

[radiation]

Small mockup/proof of concept of an experimental video technique, one which I have dubbed "Jumpcalm". I am looking to further develop this idea for use in psychotherapy and mental health practices at scale.

[sniffing]

Okay this ‘insane refresh pull’ meme is annoying. If it’s on something genuinely unexpected then whatever but if your commenting that on a TV show clip from a channel that only posts TV show clips then what are you doing