Nicht your doctor, just ein bullet in your head

Dr. Luitger Fleischer | RED | Sniper ----- M!As: None.   ----- Content can get NSFW ---- Tracking the snipingmedicine tag ----- Character is possibly multiship..

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//Day three without a computer. I'm sorry, I really am. I promise many replies when I get the WiFi back.

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//German Spy.... German Spy... hmnnng

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TBH i kinda ship your muse with a Spy. Particularly a German Spy who went to war as well. I think it would be an interesting dynamic. (don't gorgive me)

//Hrm. Do I know any German Spies? *thinks* Not off the top of my head. It does sound interesting though. You have me curious now.

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//I would like to apologize for suddenly dropping off with replies. I've been stuck on mobile and don't want to marr the threads with link posts. I shall get to them when I have my laptop again.

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"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.

"Da? Vhat is it?"

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"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

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"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He’d thought he’d be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. "…..You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

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"Vhat reason vould I have for visiting?" He asked with a thin brow arched. "You and I are not exactly companions, ve don’t have much of friendship either. Like I have said, I vish you vell."

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"It vas just ein offer…" Luitger’s hesitance transformed into a scowl. "Ech. Forget I said anyzhing. You do vhat you vant."

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Stanislav perked up at the response he got, and after a moment he smiled and sauntered over to throw his arms around the sniper’s neck.

"Aw, I vill visit you, my leetle devochka. How can I say no?"

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Luitger rolled his eyes, used to Stanislav’s dramatic flare. However, the German went rigid and tense at the Russian’s words. It had been a while since he’d actually spoken Russian, maybe he had heard wrong, but.. “V-vhat did you just call me…”

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"Hm? Me? Oh nothing! Nothing at all!" He replied with a dark chuckle as he began to walk off. He raised a hand in the air to wave to the other. "I’ll promise to drop in on your new home and make myself at home there!"

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Luitger watched him go, shivering a little. He wasn't sure exactly, but... He was fairly sure that Stanislav had just called him a girl in Russian. The man swallowed, his throat feeling tight as he hoped that it had just been one of Stanislav's stupid nicknames and nothing more.

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i'll diddle ur skittle

".....Vhat?"

[inboxideas]

Try to make my muse blush with just one sentence.

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[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.

"Da? Vhat is it?"

[snipingmedicine]

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

[snipingmedicine]

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He’d thought he’d be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. "…..You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Vhat reason vould I have for visiting?" He asked with a thin brow arched. "You and I are not exactly companions, ve don’t have much of friendship either. Like I have said, I vish you vell."

[snipingmedicine]

"It vas just ein offer…" Luitger’s hesitance transformed into a scowl. "Ech. Forget I said anyzhing. You do vhat you vant."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

Stanislav perked up at the response he got, and after a moment he smiled and sauntered over to throw his arms around the sniper’s neck.

"Aw, I vill visit you, my leetle devochka. How can I say no?"

[snipingmedicine]

Luitger rolled his eyes, used to Stanislav's dramatic flare. However, the German went rigid and tense at the Russian's words. It had been a while since he'd actually spoken Russian, maybe he had heard wrong, but.. "V-vhat did you just call me..."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.

"Da? Vhat is it?"

[snipingmedicine]

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

[snipingmedicine]

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He’d thought he’d be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. "…..You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Vhat reason vould I have for visiting?" He asked with a thin brow arched. "You and I are not exactly companions, ve don’t have much of friendship either. Like I have said, I vish you vell."

[snipingmedicine]

"It vas just ein offer..." Luitger's hesitance transformed into a scowl. "Ech. Forget I said anyzhing. You do vhat you vant."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.

"Da? Vhat is it?"

[snipingmedicine]

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

[snipingmedicine]

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He'd thought he'd be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. ".....You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.

"Da? Vhat is it?"

[snipingmedicine]

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

[snipingmedicine]

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He'd thought he'd be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. ".....You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

[remarkablerussian-deactivated20]

"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.

"Da? Vhat is it?"

[snipingmedicine]

"I'm zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I'm sure you'd probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

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//I knew I was going to regret this XD

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//Okay who's shipping Luitger/Stanislav *squints* Also I'll do that meme when I'm not on my phone.

[thisisrpstuff]

Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

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Emmerich smiled lightly to the obvious aggression in the man’s own returned question. So the Canada topic was a sensitive one. Well, everyone had their secrets.

"Can’t blame a man for his curiosity, but judging by your reaction alone then the reason was how to say, rather spicy. Much like the eggs" he poked the empty plate and let it rest.

The soldier himself had to get on with life after the war, not wanting to linger around and be hunted by those damned allies. But that was hardly an issue for him. He was a good dog and everyone needed a good guard dog.

"And your English isn’t all that bad Doc’. Better than mine in some places, but it was a simple offer. Hardly a need to get all defensive like. But just a tip" he tilted his head and rose from his sit "If you don’t want people diggin’ shit up about you, don’t be so aggressive with your responses over simple questions. If you want the perfect cover, make a colorful lie" he shrugged, taking a few steps away from the table and reaching for his cigarette again. At least he won’t smoke so closely to him so the man can’t complain all that much.

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Luitger grit his teeth, but his hands relaxed a little.  Eventually he let out a defeated sigh. In truth, despite his paranoia and defensiveness, he was a naturally honest person. Lying wasn't easy for him, so often he just skirted and avoided the truth instead. There were situations that only a lie would do, but that was only in more extreme cases. He didn't like people, but he wasn't a liar.

"If people veren't so nosy to begin with, I vouldn't have to vorry about zhat at all." He grumbled, running a hand through his sandy hair. This was why he generally avoided people. Because no one knew how to mind their own damn business.

There was something paradoxical about not particularly liking being around people, but not wanting to die forgotten and alone. It was something Luitger didn't particularly want to analyze.

"Everyvone here here has ein past, Herr Emmerich. Und most of us are here to get avay from it. You'd think people vould learn nicht to pry."

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"Ve share a bazhroom. Zhere are separate stalls and urinals in zhe men’s room. And zhere are shower stalls for privacy. You can always wait until zhe showers are empty if you are shy…" He frowned and shrugged. He was pretty sure there were other showers around the base, but those were all he knew of. "Is zhat going to be a problem?"

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"Nein, nein, it's fine. It's just zhat I have encountered showers vithout stalls before und I'm nicht exactly fond of that idea." Like there had been during his time in the war. He'd constantly lived in fear and had employed numerous tactics to avoid anyone ever seeing him showering. It sounded like here, if he just wore a towel around his waist to dissuade anyone who didn't respect privacy, he'd be fine. Then something else struck him.

"What did you mean early? About nicht having a voice."