Snitchin'

Hey, I'm Snitch.

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Boiling stuff might be seething, but barrel-making? That's cooping.

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"The violence inherent in the siscon."

-Himedanshi Karl Marx (after Galtung)

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I regret to inform my audience that I am back to working on that moderately weird porn story.

There might actually be sex in it this time.

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"Why so curious?"

-The Georger.

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Watching on the online tracker as my delivery pizza spends near half an hour in "quality check" as, I presume, they pick an entire turd out of it.

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I will be SAYING something BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE until my DEMANDS are MET!!

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Someone offered to make a LORA AI tool from my art and honestly I'm quite touched that they'd put the time and effort to wrangle the trainer for that. I'm interested to see what it looks like, and if it gives me any interesting ideas to see something "in my style" that I didn't actually make.

[snitchanon]

[Loading my elephant gun with less-lethal anti-blorbo ammunition, solemnly shaking my head] War is hell...

[snitchanon]

Hello? Based department? Yes, there's been a horrible accident. No survivors.

[hemipenal-system]

“only trans girls are eggs” “trans men can’t say tranny” “afab intersex people who consider themselves transfem are stealing the transfem experience from real trans women” “every tme person is inherently a threat to you” “t4t is really only for the girls” “leave your tme partner now before it’s too late. even if you think they’re safe now” “18 year old trans girl. take my hand. become a misandrist with me”

and other vaguely worrying statements from your followers! buy now for the low low price of lowkey committing epistemicide in queer communities and further fracturing a group of people who already can’t agree on fuckin shit

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apparently it has been too long since i've emptied the rent lowering magazine so i want to be clear i think all the quoted statements in the above post are incredibly asinine and actively hurt the queer community more than they benefit it and if i find you repeating any of these things i'm just going to block you. i have a life outside of meaningless discourse where we erase the struggles of people different than us and i do not care enough to entertain that shit. knock it off

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Having misogynistic sex with my wifeboy (like a boywife but woker (woke Joker)).

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"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.

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[random2908]

With fern-like growth Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel No sound at all We never speak a word A fly's footfall would be distinctly heard

Come, friends, of bracken clade! Though our leaves are porous Our reproduction's sporous Let's grow in partial shade With some leafy pinnulae!

Go ye heroes, go to glory, Though you die in combat gory, Ye shall live in rhizomes sporry Go to immortality! Go and do your best endeavor And before all links we sever We'll compost your corpse forever Go to glory and the fern!

[snitchanon]

Maybe that pirate would eat you if you died.

[snitchanon]

"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.

[snitchanon]

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Sighs wearily. What was it this time.

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Playing forcefem hypno on the right headphone and forcemasc hypno on the left so I can get a perfect gradient through my skull and hit net zero gender in the theylamus region of my brain.

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ur right @youzicha dropping acid is based.

[snitchanon]

Playing forcefem hypno on the right headphone and forcemasc hypno on the left so I can get a perfect gradient through my skull and hit net zero gender in the theylamus region of my brain.