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finnhuddy:

It’s official.Garfield the 2nd has made a triumphant entrance into the Hudson-Hummel Household. I’m super excited to introduce him to you guys, ‘cause he’s…y’know, really friendly and stuff. He tried to claw out my eyes, but I’m pretty sure he’s just homesick right now. If anyone wants to meet him, you’re more than welcome to come on over and make friends! Make sure you bring a ton of burrito’s, ‘cause he loves those.

Congrats, I guess. Just keep him close. With your track record, I’m one hundo percent sure that’s the last pussy you’ll see in your lifetime.

#c:fh

finnhuddy-deactivated20181206

Is this group dead? You haven't posted in ages.

OUT OF CHARACTER:

Hiya, curious ‘non! Short answer: no, definitely not. The group is not dead at all. With one of our main admins on holiday (lucky git), and many of us feeling completely knackered - either by personal reasons, laziness or staying up to 2am watching Riverdale - right now, the group is on a somewhat hiatus, I’d say. We’ll be back raring to go as soon as we can, though, my lovely!

quigonsam:

This is a special announcement that people will be living on Mars in 100 years. I’m really excited for the future even if I have no idea how people are getting chosen to live up there. But I really hope my great great grandkids get the chance live the life on Mars and no they won’t be living underwater. Get it?

Cute, but you’re nowhere near as hot as Nick Jonas--or even Joe, if I’m being real. And you look a lot gayer than Kevin ever did.

#c:se

mynameistina:

I can’t believe we’re losing two of our best performers in New Directions! This year was supposed to be our FIRST Nationals, but now we won’t be able to have a first Nationals because we don’t have enough members and New Directions will be over!

Okay, you’re an ugly crier, and we literally did you a favor. This is the one and only way you’ll come close to having your time to shine at McKinley. Or at least Glee Club. Either way, I think you owe us a big gracias.

#c:tcc

cheeriobrittany:

I thought that emptying my locker would be kind of sad, but I found a lot of cool stuff. If anybody wants cheeto statues for their locker, let me know. Maybe I’ll do a new locker tour on Fondue For Two next week, if you guys are lucky.

If it makes you feel any better, our new lockers are, like, twice the size. You’ll have a lot more room for stuffed animals and pictures of us.

#c:bp

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quigonsam:

Yeah, it’s happened a couple of times. Those automatic trunks have gotten me a few times too.

Yeah, I’m pretty sad I missed it, but my parents would’ve been really upset with me if I didn’t watch ‘em. The judges just seem awful and don’t know what they’re talking about. I’m really sorry you lost because I really thought you guys were gonna win, but don’t take it out on her because the judges are rude.

I’m “taking it out on her” because she didn’t stop to consider the fact that life goes on outside the Lima bubble, and there are real people out there; people who think her shit really stinks. And if she had just let me have something for once in her goddamn life, we’d have another four footer in the trophy cabinet and Coach Sylvester wouldn’t be petitioning for the return of medieval torture. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be shackled to the wall in her office in this, or any other, lifetime.

#c:se

TEXT 😈 SANTINA

TINA: Oh. Well that's always a good goal too!

TINA: Wait, what? I'm not up anyone's butt! Especially not Quinn's. She really does look good like I said. I'm not even sucking up or anything.

TINA: Sure! Did you want to meet at the table I see you usually sitting at or somewhere else? I'm so excited for Grease, you have no idea! I'm just kinda relieved Jesse didn't cast Mike as Putzie because things still feel really awkward between us.

SANTANA: If you wanna double as a trophy wife, yeah. Though you totally don't have to worry about that, because your big, fat Asian brain'll make you big bucks, I'm sure.

SANTANA: At this point in my life, I'd sit on a cactus before I ate lunch with Quinn again. Meet us in the lot, we're gonna get Mexican, and you can tell us all about your shitty love life over tacos. Nothing works my appetite like a good sob story.

#t:tcc

tinder 🌶 rix

RACHEL: Fair enough.

RACHEL: It's not paranoia; it's a healthy dose of reasonable suspicion.

RACHEL: I'm on board. Name the time and place.

SNIX: 15 Lincoln Ave, Lima Heights Adj. 45801

SNIX: Be here at 12:00 tomorrow with every "beauty" product you own. And knock on the door, the bell's broken.

#tinder: rb

TEXTS ✉ JESSE↔ SANTANA

JESSE: I'm in a little bit of disbelief. Ecstatic though.

JESSE: Do you have any college in mind that you'd like to begin talking too? Most performing arts schools here and internationally are in play.

JESSE: You won't regret this.

SANTANA: Pass a little something something along to NYU.

-- A pause,

SANTANA: We'll be there this Tuesday.

SANTANA: I want a black Range. And so does Brittany.

#t:jsj

hunter-claringtonss:

Tonight I learned Fight Club is actually difficult to watch when you can see out of the corner of your eye a hand inching towards yours only to pull back. About halfway through I finally just grabbed the hand and continued watching.

#c:hc

sayalittleprayerrpg

1. Grease (Is The Word)

T-Birds [Brittany, Sam, Mike, Finn]

I solve my problems and I see the light We got a lovin’ thing, we gotta feed it right There ain’t no danger we can go too far We start believing now that we can be who we are Grease is the word

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The future is female.

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TEXT 😈 SANTINA

TINA: Well, yeah.

TINA: Didn't your mom, dad or abuela ever tell you to date and marry your best friend? Well, that's what he was to me.

TINA: I'm friends with Quinn too, but I don't think she's fat at all. She actually looks really amazing for having a baby less than a year ago!

SANTANA: Nope. They told me to marry rich.

SANTANA: Ew. Quinn doesn't need anybody else up her ass. It's jam packed in there as it is. Butt out.

SANTANA: Look, I wanna make sure you're doing this for the right reasons. Wanna meet me and B for lunch tomorrow? We're celebrating Jesse's St. Genius casting for Grease.

#t:tcc

tinder 🌶 rix

RACHEL: That's not suspicious at all.

RACHEL: A serious one? Would you promise not to pull some horrible prank? I can guarantee that you can't make my social status sink any lower, so your efforts to do so would be futile.

SNIX: That's not my problem.

SNIX: Would you relax? Talk about paranoid.

SNIX: If you've got the lady balls to stop by this weekend, yeah. Sure. Whatever. I'll do you this solid. Really.

#tinder: rb