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mood: rewatching Hellsing

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

minart-was-taken

Grace, just out of the shower: "Now that I think about it, I dont think I've seen you bathe."

Rocky: "Hasn't been neccessary."

Grace: "You havent cleaned up once since we met?"

Rocky, huffy: "Rocky doesn't have 7-10 holes producing gross gross gross liquids! Doesn't need daily clean up!"

Grace: "...And your species doesn't have a sense of smell. Doesn't matter if you're unwashed and stinky all the time."

Rocky: "I am clean!"

Grace: "Even after being set on fire? C'mon, buddy. You can admit it if all that time alone left you a little sloppy. I certainly did."

Rocky: "Yes, I saw."

Rocky:

Rocky: "Fine. Rocky will 'bathe.'"

Grace: "...and I'll watch!"

Rocky: "...That! That was Grace's scheme! No, no, no! Not watch Rocky bathe."

Grace: "It cant be worse than you eating, and besides: you know its valuable for our species' shared future. We need to understand one another fully."

Rocky: "First ask watch eat, then Grace ask wash, what next? Getting ♪♬♫♩♪♪? ♩♫♫♪♬ an egg?? Fucking 𝄞??"

Grace: "I mean, if you're offering..."

Rocky: "Bad bad bad!"

Grace, laughing: "Sorry, sorry. You really dont have to show me, your comfort is important."

Grace: "But you do listen to me shower every day."

Rocky:

Rocky: "Point taken."

Rocky: "Grace can watch."

Grace: 🙌

birdplushie

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

anxietyproblem

osgoss

ooohh this white man and his weak heart

magspieart

Thing sun commentary turned participant (not pictured, Thing hiding behind Assistant like a coward the moment it's noticed)

Inspired by @dcaficionado comic with Doe and Prologue/Epilogue

Doe belongs to @r0tting-rat and @anonymousmouse556

Prologue/Epilogue belongs to @vacantfields

dcaficionado

AFSGSHFKFOISNBRUIN the polycule is growing

catgirlmitaka

And now its all in one post

HUZZAH

sirpangur-deactivated20190519

YEAH

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

derinthescarletpescatarian

I am constantly seeing people trying to puzzle out what's "ruining books" and it makes me more and more tired. Read a different book. You have more choice in reading material than at any other point in all of history. No one thing can be ruining ALL of them.

skelebellie

cleaned franken boy sketches from my recent flight

Man, I do wish for those younger years. I missed so much and I remember very little other than bad times. I hate trauma.

grackleclaw

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.