Do you think he will go and tell all of his friends about it and tarnish your reputation, or will he preserve what is left of his honor and keep it to himself?
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Do you think he will go and tell all of his friends about it and tarnish your reputation, or will he preserve what is left of his honor and keep it to himself?
Imagine Fred Armisen going into labor and quietly passing away
If Fred Armisen was my mother but I never got to meet him, it would make me so sad! We here at snl-imagine-this like to try and keep things positive but sometimes we need to remember stories like this ✨thank you Abbie!
Imagine running into Jorma Taccone on the L train in Chicago and telling him that you think he’s the cutest member of the lonely island. “Thank you so much!” He says. You then explain that really Andy Samberg is the most attractive, but you think he’s kind of cute like a puppydog. But you would imagine, they are both equally wonderful as people. “I appreciate your honesty,” he replies with a good natured smile. You want to ask for his phone number, but you worry that might be “crossing a line,” so you just look at your phone for the next couple of minutes until you reach your stop.
Fucking sell out piece of shit I can’t believe I spent so much time thinking about him sucking cock
Imagine Chris Parnell giving you a hug but its the kind where he’s squeezing you so hard that you’re pretty certain your spine might break in half
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Imagine Chris Parnell misgendering you and then apologizing for it
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going 2 the beach with harold ramis & feeding each other grapes <3
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imagine you are in college and molly shannon is your sexy english lit professor
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imagine tina fey as the beautiful butch mother of two bulldogs
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imagine tina fey pushing lorne michaels off the stage at the emmys and finally putting us out of our misery
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imagine jane wickline proposes to you (woman) while youre touring the statue of liberty and she pulls out the ring when youre at the top and youre so excited and happy. until she says she wants to do a double wedding with tina fey and amy poehler. you cant be the only non comedian at your wedding :( so you poison tina and amy. then they get their revenge and imprison you in the basement of 30 rockefeller plaza and jane goes down every day to give you food and you hold hands through the jail cell bars.
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imagine you wake up to your phone blowing up with notifications and missed calls. “IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!” “HE’S GONE!!!” trump???? another unspeakable evil?? you open twitter. “Colin Jost reportedly in full body cast after slipping off roof; conditions grim.” this is the best day of your life.
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CONAN O’BRIEN HORSE!!!!!
imagine being in a polycule with all of "please dont destroy" and its kind of awkward
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ok now imagine John Mulaney and Seth Meyers. Kissing
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Imagine Ego Nwodim. You are in gay love with her. You're welcome, happy pride month!
Happy last day of pride month! Thank you so much for this wonderful imagine 😍🌈🌷
Imagine Norm Macdonald being thrown out of a window and into a dumpster and nobody cares nobody cares at all.
I will not imagine this because it is too sad 🙅♀️ Goodbye