Sharpshooter

Your Greed brings your End. And there's no one but yourself to blame. [Dependent Mobsterswitch!Deadeye Detective]

[diamonddeadeye]

Well, I suppose I should use this more often.

[diamonddeadeye]

effingweirdo‌:

I was going to study it under a microscope. I might perform some magic on it, too, but it’s nothing that would affect you.

...Alright, sure.

[diamonddeadeye]

effingweirdo‌:

I’m curious about the differences between Prospitians from my universe and Prospitians from yours. Bloodwork may not provide a lot of answers, but it’s one of the least intrusive options I have for study.

...You’re not going to do like...a weird magic ritual with it or something, are you?

[diamonddeadeye]

effingweirdo‌:

Oh thank god.

You know, I actually have some curiosity I’d like to sate. Would you mind if I took a blood sample? I’ll pay you, of course.

....For what?

[diamonddeadeye]

effingweirdo‌:

Are you agreeing because you like it or dislike it?

Dislike it.

[diamonddeadeye]

I should take the day off.

[diamonddeadeye]

effingweirdo‌:

Behold! The leg knife.

...So are you going to stab me, or should I just look at it?

[diamonddeadeye]

effingweirdo‌:

Like what? It’s a knife strapped to my leg.

It just sounds...weird.

[effingweirdo]

@diamonddeadeye

Good evening, Detective. Are you interested in my leg knife?

[diamonddeadeye]

...Not when you put it like that.

[diamonddeadeye]

snoopingscout‌:

You’re a flatfloot too, you know.

But why don’t you come find out?

Intriguing.

I’ll be there soon.

[diamonddeadeye]

snoopingscout‌:

No.

You should, y’know, spend time with me instead?

I know what you’re up to, flatfoot.

You just want to distract me. 

How, I wonder?

[diamonddeadeye]

snoopingscout‌:

There’s “a little rough” and then there’s this, Boss.

Never thought I’d see you of all people try to outdo Innovator.

Oh I haven’t even really tried to outdo him yet.

Would you like me to? 

[snoopingscout]

You really don’t sound like yourself right now, Boss.

[diamonddeadeye]

I thought you liked it a little rough, Scout.

[diamonddeadeye]

pern1c1ous‌:

I’ll fry your brain in your skull if you put your hideous claws on him, you whore.

Scout is mine.

Yeah, you wish.

He’s mine.

[snoopingscout]

Oh.

Great.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

Scout! There you are.

[snoopingscout]

No I’m not.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

Too late, cinnamon treasure.

Come play with us?

[diamonddeadeye]

Who needs you?

Scout, come with me.

[diamonddeadeye]

pern1c1ous‌:

Not you, infant.

Scofflaw.

But, let’s play!

Oh yes, Let’s.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

Lazy King of Nothing. You've grown weak.

[diamonddeadeye]

If that’s right, then why don’t you come prove it?