[tueselle]

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

[mattressblowoutsale]

Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt

[untitled-pptx]

to prevent any further tragedies

[jinxfaerie]

*cha cha chas sadly*

[kali-li]

So no Cha Cha Cha?

[llumdecuca]

Moldova:

[goldenskywalker]

me and the girlies on our way to watch barbie (2023)

[fields-of-flowers]

Me right now

[damiano-david]

wear green if you slay

[678i0u]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) // Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

[blapis-blazuli]

I can’t leave Tumblr, where else am I gonna see people demanding that Disney and Marvel have Doc Ock bare his tits for their movie

[evilkitten3]

uncover them down, monk

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[natsuzora]

NOOOOOOOO SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!!!!

[radiant-sunlight-blueberry]

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[stromcuzewon]

europe i swear to god if yall let sweden place higher than finland im coming the fuck over to open a can of whoopass

[llumdecuca]

When you open a gum package in front your friends:

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

[neyruto]

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

[visenya-targarye]

me waiting for all the british people here to tell me about graham norton's commentary