she

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[lorcychief]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[yoshida-midoriko]

[happyheidi]

protector of oranges 🍊 x

[forestgf]

[haarute]

[cnaaawd]

reblog if this is u rn #real

[vintageeveryday]

Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

[shennong]

New copypasta just dropped

You see 👁 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏩ so they taste FLAT. But Lipton 🗃 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler🍦slopes…teas that ripen SLOW 🕑 and gain rich FULL flavor 😄 This special flavor ☕ has made Lipton 🗃 America’s 🇺🇸 largest selling tea.

[catcrumb]

[frottinq]

job site: hey apply here!

me: ok *clicks link*

new job site: Hey I see you wanted to apply for this job, why not make a new account, again, on this site, like you've done with every other job website you go to. also you know how you have your resume with all your work experience? go ahead and put that back in manually. Also here's a 135 question quiz about your personality. in fact why don't you write an essay about how much you fucking love this company before we've paid you even a penny.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

and then they never contact you again

[love]

[xvqtyx]

[owochimuwu]

I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent

[understands]

[trasemc]

[cannabis-cultured]

[labonitafanny]