In the fullness of time, a garden to nurture and protect

29. argentina. refer to me as whatever. cringe dispenser. monkey with a microphone. i do things sometimes and have difficulties shutting up. be excellent to each other! get to know me!

[velvet-lover]

did u miss me while i wasn’t posting

[synx]

[valtsv]

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

[valtsv]

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

[threedollarsdotcom]

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[reactionimagesdaily]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[byjove]

Imagine going on a movie date with a girl and she shows up to the movie theatre with a big huge fuckoff suspiciously large purse so you assume she’s maybe sneaking in snacks but the movie starts and you look over and she’s in the middle of a knitting project. She gets up halfway through the film to use the bathroom and accidentally knocks over her bag and balls of yarn go rolling down the aisle in the empty movie theatre like tumbleweeds and you have to go running after them. I think I’d marry her.

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[antigyro]

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

[calware]

homestuck owns every concept ever

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

[asieybarbie]

J O L Y N E

Patreon

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[kabigon143]

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime