im married to a ghost

she/her// 16//this is a cryptid/meme/aesthetics blog my dudes!                                             INACTIVE

[heedra]

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

[avvocarlo]

[snotbabey-blog]

i hope he knows he sounds like a dumbass for being so offended that someone made his name look like fart and put googly eyes on his poster lmao

[thebootydiaries]

monkeys be chilling with their opposable thumbs minding their business and darwin b like 👁👁so basically..hm…..im monky

[ghostresiduestwo]

[teddybeargerard]

Better find another superstition

[cyelatm]

UPDATE: THE SCARY JOKES MERCH NOW AVAILABLE

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Rachelle Is On A Shirt!! :-)

Huh? What?? Oh, it’s new shirt. This one has Rachelle on it. Buy it on teespring by clicking this link! Collab between me and @thescaryjokes on twitter.

[dirtmunch]

Hope my roommate likes this lol

[thesociologicalcinema]

If your horror hinges on demonizing the mentally ill, odds are you’re a shitty writer.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[yesterdaysprint]

The Humboldt Union, Kansas, May 14, 1881

[yesterdaysprint]

Humboldt was late to the game:

The Cambria Freeman, Pennsylvania, April 15, 1881:

The Buffalo Commercial, New York, April 15, 1881:

Memphis Daily Appeal, Tennessee, April 22, 1881:

The North Alabamian, Tuscumbia, Alabama, April 22, 1881:

The Topeka Weekly Times, Kansas, April 29, 1881:

The North-Eastern Daily Gazette, Middlesbrough, New Hampshire, May 12, 1881:

[charlesoberonn]

The new hottest meme of Spring 1881

[nipton-archive-deactivated20190]

[snout]

Official merch for The Scary Jokes is out NOW!!! 👻 Featuring brand new album art for our upcoming release, “Burn Pygmalion!!! A Better Guide To Romance”. Get yours today!! 😈😈😈

[hapalopus]

Serows have a tendency to look like ungodly goat-wolf hybrids and i just

i really appreciate that

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

@thewormwood quality

[thewormwood]

!!!!!

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[warcrimesonline]

sometimes I just want to do an incredible amount of damage to public property

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

[irrrrationale]

[peteneems]