simon and baz share a locker
like simon leaves crumbs in the locker
baz has all of his language textbooks
baz puts a fucking car air freshener in the locker
and they specifically plan it so they dont see each other
like “oh baz is at the locker? looks like i wont be doing my math textbook homework tonight after all”
one time simon accidentally grabs one of bazs notebooks
that baz did not realize he left in there
simons new personal mission is to find who these are for
(bc baz isnt that stupid. he didnt say who the letters were for)
but simon is actually kinda jealous but doesnt realize it
he probably thinks its just bc its weird that basilton pitch likes someone????
simon is a track star (i will never let go of that hc)
he wins all sorts of competitions and stuff for the school
and simon is like state champ in the 800
like simon consulting his friends on who this person could be
he starts acting weird around baz
like this kid has feelings besides hate and indifference????
all of simons friends think hes obsessed
penny suspects simon is jealous but doesnt say anything
watching simon struggle is hilarious
but baz is now super paranoid???
like “what happened to my notebook full of fucking love letters for simon snow”
and then simon deduces they must be for agatha, the student body rep and history nerd…
and he is like “oh my gosh wait agatha is my girlfriend baz cant like her no”
but like baz eventually sees simon with the notebook
and he is like “why the fuck do you have my notebook snow?”
and simon is like “who are the love letters for?”
(with all your gorgeous curls and amazingly ordinary blue eyes and freckles and-)
“are they for my girlfriend?!!?”
*cue incredulous expression*
“simon you dumbass they are not for your girlfriend”
“hey you called me simon!”
and thenn simon goes home to think about this
and he realizes he always sees baz at the track meets
(simon takes his shirt off a lot, very sweaty)
and simon is like “hes evaluating his enemy”
so simon goes to one of his recitals
and baz is freakin amazing?
and he has an adorable sister
(simon is just sitting in the back of the auditorium watching baz)
but simon is kind of blown away when baz smiles????
but then baz goes to get an award or smthn or he has another piece to play
and they make eye contact1!!
and baz is like “why is the love of my life here”
and simon is like “oh shit he saw me”
and simon just like up and leaves
baz finishes his piece and follows him..
its a back alley and simon is walking quickly to his car
and simon doesnt know what to do
but baz is really ?? close???
and his eyes are ?? gorgeous??
but he isnt much of a thinker
and he just fuckin kisses baz
simon has no idea what hes doing
(but he is certainly enjoying it)