the ozempic stare
glamour. elegance. wealth. status. talent. A lot of qualities you all will never possess
i also cant bite through solid sheet metal
sisters of time…
we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin

Origami Around

#extradirty
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noise dept.
KIROKAZE
tumblr dot com
Cosmic Funnies

oozey mess
DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@faggyfaggotfag
the ozempic stare
glamour. elegance. wealth. status. talent. A lot of qualities you all will never possess
i also cant bite through solid sheet metal
sisters of time…
about a cardinal the pope is evicting… he says its for his stoking of tensions within the church but it could also be for serving too much cunt
not the infant of prague 😂😂😂😂😂
yeah
watching this video i saw on twitter with no context while astronomically high last night was one of the most bewildering experiences of my life
Serge Gainsbourg (April 2, 1928 – March 2, 1991) was a French musician, singer-songwriter, actor, author and filmmaker. Regarded as one of the most important figures in French pop, he was renowned for often provocative and scandalous releases which caused uproar in France, dividing its public opinion, as well as his diverse artistic output, which ranged from his early work in jazz, chanson, and yé-yé to later efforts in rock, zouk, funk, reggae, and electronica. Gainsbourg’s varied musical style and individuality make him difficult to categorize, although his legacy has been firmly established and he is often regarded as one of the world’s most influential popular musicians.
On a TV appearance toward the end of his life, he was surprised by a choir of children (Les Petits Chanteurs d’Asnières) in full Gainsbourg regalia—black jacket, gray wig, sunglasses, whisky, cigarette, unshaven—and brought to tears by their homage to one of his classics. They’ve singing Serge’s “J’e suis venu te dire que je m’en vais” (“I came to tell you that I’m leaving”) but they’ve changed it to “On est venu te dire qu’on t’aime bien” (We came to tell you that we like you). No wonder he’s all weepy!
Oh these guys actually are pretending to believe this what
sinophobia is so gay please watch these bears just being dudes
oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.
THE TAGS ON THIS ARE SO DARK
Dishonorable mentions…
just like me fr
(via @necromancy-enthusiast)
oh my god i love them
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
What is your favorite romcom?
Pretty woman
Dirty dancing
Sleepless in Seattle
While you were sleeping
Say anything
27 dresses
Maid in Manhattan
Sweet home Alabama
My big fat Greek wedding
Something else I'll put in the tags
Due to an argument I'm having with someone who is extremely confidently wrong on instagram: In what decade do you think this photo was taken?
GO!
1950s
1960s
1970s
1980s
1990s
Please reblog and tell me I'm the tags why you chose your answer!!
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The Kraft Macaroni & Cheese packaging matches this ad which is ostensibly from the 1970s.
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Vintage 1970s mag print ad KRAFT Macaroni & Cheese food kitchen decor nostalgi
i want everyone who doesn’t believe sexual assault & harassment victims to burn alive forever send tweet
Today I learned that Keanu Reeves developed a "mag flip" technique for reloading a gun that is now being adopted by competition shooters and actual soldiers.
Basically he just kinda twists the gun hard enough that the magazine flies out on its own so he can put a new one in faster.
I just thought it was crazy that an actor developed a viable combat technique.
i love that this is 100% not true at all
This is worse than net zero information
From an article about a Joe Rogan podcast:
[The director of John Wick] mentioned, “Funny thing, I’m giving total credit to Keanu… 100 percent. He started doing that and I’m like ‘What are you doing’ He was like ‘I’m checking that, f*ck’ I give the credit to Keanu, I mean that’s awesome.”
[Joe Rogan] was so impressed with the idea of the actor and said, “It is awesome. People do that thing, you know how crazy that is. An actor for a film decides to come up with a thing and it’s actually a quicker way to eject a magazine.“
So Keanu Reeves introduced the director to the mag reload visual, but I can’t find a mention where this is used by real people in real life
People in the notes say the mag flick is cool but doesn’t work most of the time so it’s unnecessary (and also Keanu Reeves didn’t seem to invent it)
So where did OP hear that an actor created a combat technique?
People complaining that the checks ruining the formatting of the website have forgotten their roots! This is the shitty formatting website and always has been
In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular
Also because all the responses were just expressing the same reactions:
||||||||| *Dr Who gif of someone screaming*
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|||| If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.
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|| i know ive already reblogged this but tHE COMMENTS OMFG
| Always reblog.
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The Kens (and Allan) of Greta Gerwig's Barbie (2023)
#now who tf is allan. anyway im glad to see michael cera
sigh. allen is ken's "'best' buddy"... make of that what you will
About 30% of all hourly workers make less than $10.10, which may be a more productive discussion than the 0.3% of Americans who earn minimum wage.
Chances are you don’t know anyone who makes $7.25/hr if you’re busy tweeting about it.
pictures where the sea and sky are no longer distinguishable
If I may contribute
not to be dramatic but like. this kind of indistinguishable meeting point of the sea and the sky is the center around which my life revolves
(Lake Pontchartrain)
@marxzsoul what
According to a police report and an audio statement, cosplaying TikToker Yandere.freak was playing with a loaded gun and shot a friend in th
Well played, Beverly.
I just want to point out the timestamp is from 2020 when she died in 2021