Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis
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Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis
some early morning wisdom for you all
one of the tweets of all time to me
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
weird as hell, thank you for asking
MOON 42 Part One FIRST LAST NEXT
Apprentices GALORE!
every night before bed instead of meditating or praying, I sit perfectly still for a while trying to blow that guy up with my mind
Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die is a great book because it asks a very important question: What if the sacrificial lamb was a fucking loser?
apparently sir cameron needs to die by @pangur-and-grim is really good and i’d love to make better fanart of it at some point but this is the only thing that came out of my brain after staying up until 4am reading it all in one sitting. sorry if i didn’t make merulo gross enough. i promise to draw him nastier next time
figuring out how to draw them
Not to sympathize with the elves/church on main, but it must have felt so good to make that prophecy and realize that the guy who needs to die is the one everyone already hates. Like wow. We need to sacrifice someone, and it specifically has to be the guy that sucks so much. Imagine that. "To save the world we must kill the coworker you can't fucking stand." I would have had a party.
I read Apparently Sir Cameron Needs To Die and really enjoyed the concept of Giant Dragon Women. So please enjoy some hastily-shaded Bazoinkers.
Posts from my dash with Cameron vibes
imagine you had to put down your pet clown and then in the parking lot of the japerinarian’s office he tried to fuck you to get out of it. and then when you were (obviously) super put off he was confused because you always told him how handsome he was in his favorite polka dot bowtie. and then he squirted his flower in your eye and ran away. that’s how glenda feels
guys, is this anything?
(In Which @pangur-and-grim 's Novel Is Just Another Book, Really, and Which I Am Totally Normal About. In Which I Am Definitely Not Going Feral About This Book, Like Holy Shi-)
Comedians should just give up, cause they will never be as funny as Greer Stother's dedication to their chicken Anzu in their book Apparently Sir Cameron Needs To Die
Genuinely, the fact that Merulo believed Glenda as far as Sir Cameron’s last words go is so funny to me. He brings him back to life and spends WEEKS thinking “he loathes me. He hates me. I’m nothing to him.” Meanwhile Cameron is following his ass around like this:
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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