Unlimited Fun. Limited Valerie.

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

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KYS KYS KYS

i dont care

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hi everyone! havent been posting because ive been stranded on an isolated desert planet with a computer with nothing but Monster High: Friday Night Frights on it. do you hate me...?

[important-cat-pics]

[threedollarsdotcom]

are you more doomed than a fifth grader

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got pulled over and this slime police officer wants to know if im in the ingloop or the outgloop

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with my magnifying glass looking for clues. cant find anything and these bitch widowers keep pestering me. i told them the next step is in iowa. suckers

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fall out boy

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bleeding on my cigarette. the chicks dig it. what they dont know is that i hit my mouth on the door and it really really really hurts

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(stirrinf from a decades long fitful slumber) i think if seinfeld was made today there would be an episode where newmann detransitions to get in on jerrys woman only boardgame night

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lamb over rice? yeah good for her. im over this uncomfortable chair

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bus so goddamn loud

want to be off rickety bus

because it is loud

[butchtoks]

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ode to new york

cant have shit in new york. they stole my valerie. they stole my bigness. they stole my towers. hate this fucking city

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post #3

i fucked up the post numbering already. what am i good for. but at least now i can see boobs

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mustache kittys