I'm your Snuggleman

Independent Roleplay for YouTuber Dan Avidan. [ Disclaimer: I am not Dan Avidan or associated with him. ] Please read rules.

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       How I house my              heart in ironworks, it hurts          There must be some               finesse to self-worth           

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       How I house my              heart in ironworks, it hurts          There must be some               finesse to self-worth           

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Excuse me i have a busy day of playing pokemon to get to

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WHAT?!

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mcnstrvm:

“you know, i’m pretty sure that’s like gold right now.” he joked lightly. candy wasn’t really something they came across often anymore. “but i won’t say no if you wanna share.”

He smiles at Carl’s joke. He felt  like it was only fair, their group  had taken Dan in and Dan wasn’t  much help with anything. Yet.  They’d been teaching him.      “It’s no problem! I’d feel like        a real jerk if I didn’t share.        Plus you totally started to        drool when I pulled out the         bag.” 

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Don’t look, just don’t fucking look. Hands shook as he’d listened to the other guy    Negan   rattle on about how he didn’t want to do this, that this was their fault.  They’d seen some scary shit, but Dan can’t think of a time that he’s been more scared. They’d all been traveling together, it wasn’t the biggest group but they had each other’s backs. CRACK. 

Dan’s eyes shoot up and he see’s Enzo fall. Blood splashing out across the ground. Dan feels like he can’t breathe, his  chest filled with pain. He doesn’t realize he’s silently crying. He’s too afraid to make any kind of noise. CRACK. Fuck. He was still moving, still alive. Dan can’t think, leans forward to get off hisknees but a man’s hand pulls him back down. CRACK. 

Their bits of skull now shattered bone littering the ground before them. Just let it fucking end. He hears Negan’s twisted laugh and he finally lets out a fucking breath. Trying his best to wipe away tears with shaky hands. At least he wouldn’t come back as one of those monsters.

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         I ARRIVE AT THE GRUMPSPACE                 > tutorial: skipped                 > game: failed                 > dick: out

                                     i am forcibly escorted from the grumpspace

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need sleep

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The Office sentence meme

❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞

❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞

❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞

❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞

❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞

❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞

❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞

❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞

❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞

❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞

❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞

❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞

❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞

❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞

❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞

❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞

❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞

❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞

❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞

❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞

❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞

❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞

❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞

❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞

❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞

❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞

❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞

❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞

❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞

❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.  ❞

❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞

❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞

❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞

❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞

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Lil Dan doodle whilst I get some spare time ^_^

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@yanderepliier| continued from here

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welcome back to another exciting episode of kitty kat gaming!

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         I ARRIVE AT THE GRUMPSPACE                 > tutorial: skipped                 > game: failed                 > dick: out

                                     i am forcibly escorted from the grumpspace

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“Get off me! GET OFF!”

((Cuz I love me some demon!dan))

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anti-septic-shamrock:

“Well you’re a tad too close for comfort, Dan…not exactly the best way to get my attention..”

He huffs and moves away,  tail waving back and forth.     “Well, I felt ignored.”