Hey there :3

My name is Devynn. Gray-Asexual I'm engaged and adorable. I try to be the best person I can be while also managing my anxiety. I'm bonkers about trees, bugs, and newts!

[snugglemuffinn]

Happy birthday beastunleashed!! 

I would high-five you, but I can’t. So shout-out to my favorite lady on our mutual birthday! <3 

Bonus .GIF because I queued my our posts for the minute, and if we were together you’d probably beat me up for it teehee

[snugglemuffinn]

It’s my birthday!!

[snugglemuffinn]

NEW BLOG IS dorkus--malorkus

If you still want to follow me, I’m over there now

[snugglemuffinn]

If you want to know my new url send me a message at @find-snugglemuffinn I'm only taking non-anon requests tho so

[snugglemuffinn]

New blog is mostly set up

Switching over tomorrow or the next day once I find some blogs to follow. Mostly gonna use sideblogs on the new account I think

[snugglemuffinn]

I'm going to be moving accounts this weekend. I'm going to leave this account up so I can find my old posts, but I won't be blogging from it after this weekend.

[snugglemuffinn]

Honestly I just want to delete my tumblr and only keep my cute blog active Like everyone on here is so fucking toxic and gross and tbh that's all social media is now. It's just people being mean to each other for no fucking reason. Like who cares if sharing my selfies makes me feel good. Who cares if I don't reblog that "reblog if" trash. I just wanna unfollow everyone and ugh

[snugglemuffinn]

the signs as parks and recreation quotes

Aries: "When life gives you lemons, you go sell some of your grandma's jewelry and you go clubbing."

Taurus: "Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot"

Gemini: "LITERALLY"

Cancer: "Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?"

Leo: "I'm a hunter and it's 'you' season"

Virgo: "We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech."

Libra: "When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses."

Scorpio: "I love her so much, but I think I’m going to draw a mustache on her face."

Sagittarius: "I think that comic sans always screams fun"

Capricorn: "Most people would say ‘the deets’, but I say ‘the tails’. Just another example of innovation."

Aquarius: "Treat yo self."

Pisces: "I didn't actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it."

[coelasquid]

LOOK AT HOW OUTSTANDINGLY WELL DESIGNED THIS PRODUCT IS.

[haleylikewoah-deactivated202608]

Wtf is it???

[coelasquid]

It’s a camp stove that’s fueled by tiny sticks and pinecones and stuff, then the heat powers a usb charger that can either charge your phone or run small usb powered devices like lights. The whole unit comes apart, folds up, packs inside itself and fits perfectly inside a kettle/cooking pot sold by the same company. There’s also a collapsable grill you can get that fits on top of it that can hold about four regular sized hamburgers at a time.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

[hoymihnoy]

*whispers* if the majority of millenials vote for Bernie Sanders in the presidential election he will win by a land slide, pass it on

[macleod]

and don’t forget that republicans are dying out. literally.

this is our chance to fix the past generations mistakes

[lisafer]

If this is the plan, be sure to vote in the primaries. Have to get Sanders the nomination before we can can think about the Republicans.

[latenightowl]

here is the primaries calendar

[snugglemuffinn]

Forever ago when I decided to mount-hunt I made a [spreadsheet] to track my progress (before the mount collection existed) but because Ben was always so set on Alliance I never bothered to add in Horde mounts but when we go back we’re going to play Horde and now I feel obligated to update it

[trashboat]

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

[fullmetal-mom-blog]

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

[fantastic-geronimo-allonsy]

absolute fucking walnut

[abrekazam]

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

[snugglemuffinn]

Nah, it’s just to encourage safe driving.

[goodbirb]

so i colored that one sketch i really liked

[itssexualhour]

When I was twenty, and very stupid, I was utterly in love with my economics professor. It is one of the most unsexy subjects, but the way this man talked about numbers was obscene. It helped that he was fucking gorgeous, too. There was a boy in econ who always sat next to me and found excuses to talk. He’d share his notes if I daydreamed during class—and I did a lot of daydreaming about that professor. This boy was persistent, so I made a deal with him. If he could ask the professor a question which he answered incorrectly, I’d agree to one date.The boy thought about it for a while, and then he asked, ‘Will she go out with me tonight?’, pointing at me. And the professor said, very decisively, ‘No.’ So the boy, thinking himself clever, asked me where I’d like to have dinner, and I said I’d tell him later. After class, I asked the professor why he’d answered ‘no’ with such certainty. Do you know what he said? He said, ‘Because you’re having dinner with me.’ And that was the night I started dating my econ Professor, and my now boyfriend of 5 years.

[loglight]

IS THIS A FANFICTION?

BECAUSE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FANFICTION

[princessnijireiki]

#am i hearing genius squad

omg

pl s

[snugglemuffinn]

Every time I get a new follower on this blog I'm like "I hope y'all don't expect quality content" because my main blog is definitely trash

[danubedogs]

why do people keep thinking snorting and wheezing pugs and bulldogs are cute??? brachycephalic dogs have trouble breathing because of unnecessarily short muzzles and stenotic nares, it’s not cute it’s terrifying, and it needs to change for the good of the dogs.

[aminofigs]

Okay LETS TALK BOUT THIS OKAY Yall tryna be all saints out here tryna care about every little FUCKIN problems. The reason they have those problems is because of genetics. There is really no way to fix it unless you make a time machine and tell your ancestors to not breed them into existence. I’m sorry “the good of dogs?” WHAT is you TALKIN BOUT CHILD.

[danubedogs]

First of all, saying that there’s no way is ignorant because there IS a way to fix it, if only people knew about it publicly and breed clubs embraced it.

These are called Retro Mops (website here), and they’re pugs bred specifically to be longer-legged, leaner, with smaller eyes, longer muzzles, and more open nostrils. And while the project is still a work in progress, it’s heading in the right direction. 

This new breed type started in Germany, and developed from the selective breeding of purebred pugs with longer muzzles and a longer legged frame.

From the website: 

“We want to prove that a pug does not have to be short of breath and phlegmatic, but a very sporty and docile family and companion dog”

And there’s also the Old English Bulldog, which is a muscular and athletic bulldog that can actually clean itself, mate, and give birth on its own (something that mainstream Bulldogs cannot do)

This should be the goal of EVERY pug breeder and owner, to have a healthy dog that doesn’t struggle to breathe and walk.

I’m sure you’re a pug or bulldog lover, which is why you’re so eager to defend them, but you’re not helping these dogs out by ignoring the problems in the breed. This is not a “little problem”, it’s a HUGE issue that’s killing dogs, and it’s prefectly preventable if pugs were outcrossed to have longer muzzles and wider nostrils.

Just look at the difference and tell me you’re not horrified:

As long as people stay blind to these issues, nothing will change. Which is why I’m saying this here so at least some people will see that there IS an alternative, and that wheezing pugs and bulldogs are not cute. When the public realizes the difference, the demand for these mutants will stop and more healthy, longer-lived alternatives will replace them.

But it starts with someone talking about them, and not just thinking there’s nothing to be done. Although if there were a time machine at my disposal you bet I’d use to pinch the nostrils of the original Victorian breeders and see how they like it.