I'd Fight A Bee

Ariana || 18 || Illinois

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[rawmasshole-deactivated20250107]

queen

[momsjeans]

[capcevans81]

Reblog because….

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[egberts]

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

[crowkay-deactivated20181222]

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

[egberts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can’t wait to see a generation of heavily tattooed old people

[kadzhi]

I think i’ve requested this before and idk if anybody replied to it bc i forgot to check on it and ended up losing the post but does anybody have that picture of those girls standing around a very fat tuxedo cat w/ their knees slightly bent? Here’s an extremely quick + bad sketch of my memory of it the colors dont matter all I know is they looked like they were dressed up for a party

[kadzhi]

🎊CAT PICTURE ACQUIRED🎉

look how wrong i got the colors lol

[stplatinum]

this image is a sequel to this one 

[kadzhi]

holy shit

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

[warmbooze-blog]

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

[cathedralblood-deactivated20161]

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”

[mortrouge]

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[skelitas]

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[lmaoooo]

Any hobbies?

fucking things up

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[valtsv]

tv networks: i just don’t know :/ if we can afford :/ to give brooklyn 99 :/ another season u guys :///

also tv networks: hooty hoo supernatural 14th season :)

[dinuguan]

when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash

[crimewave420]

yeah we got a clear shot at him im about to take him out

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*