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Tyler-22-Bi-Trans Man I'll answer any question I'm sent. T date 11/05/16 Instagram: tylerklueger INTP He/Him

[snugglebull]

Choose your path

[mega-taiga]

mossy logs should be a thing

[clockworkman]

Oh boy have I got some news for you!

[mega-taiga]

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

[mega-taiga]

happy 2nd birthday to one of my posts of all time

[afanoffandom-deactivated2022062]

happy moss update to this post

[lmaonade]

oh just like real life!

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

this is what pops up in a youtube vlogger’s peripheral vision when they hit 1 million subs

[my-darling-boy]

So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like

[sclimp]

This gif is actually fucking upsetting me so much. Come back quackers please

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

Bringing Him Back

[sclimp]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

10 days remain

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

has a skateboard 

does cool tricks on my skateboard 

has multiple necklaces/chains with curse words written on them 

sunglasses 

wears shirts with memes 

weed 

you:

can’t skateboard 

types properly 

comes home at 3pm 

uses the toilet 

no gfs 

born from a girl

[crazyfangirlina]

You typed everything properly

[thebootydiaries]

[butt-berry]

Swellow is that really necessary

[tim-ee-sis]

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

[illegallize]

you've changed

thank god for that

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[last-to-the-orgy]

[violetsandshrikes]

entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met

i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species

on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-

[skoomabong]

[officialunitedstates]

on the internet no one knows

[decenthumanbeing69]

No one knows what?

[officialunitedstates]

no one knows

[depsidase]

[robomartyr]

[homofied]

Queen