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@snziffle
Hey btw I have a vanilla blog: /g/eek-/with-t/ea so if I accidentally like your post, (I try to unlike them to avoid heart attacks) that's who it is.
Also if you want me to follow back, that's me.
Minors and ageless blogs DNI.
Once saw a vid where someone sneezed on their cat once, and now every time they inhale through their mouth their cat scramble for cover
Now imagine that as Grace and Rocky
People who sneeze so loudly are so great like oh your nose is so tickly that you need to expel whatever is tickling your poor sinuses out of your nose with all force available? Oh, that wasn't enough? You're gonna do it again? Oh nooo... don't spray me with your big beautiful sneezes 🤭
Okay, can we normalize woman with loud sneezes. I swear there is nothing hotter than woman with big, loud, desperate sneezes! And I feel like not enough of them exist 😿😿😿
Cupping a tissue around their nose as they blow and blow. So much comes out it overflows the tissue into your hand. You pull it away to reach for another, their nose still shining.
"Oh baby you're so sick."
very beautiful that many sneeze perverts are also dacryphilic . very convenient for “uncontrollable sneezing fits post-crying every time” girl. my mental breakdowns can be a form of foreplay for the right type of pervert
someone searching desperately for tissues to blow their nose while snot keeps dripping, only for their partner to walk in and gently wipe the mess away with the sleeve of their own hoodie
um actually ☝️ the correct way to sneeze in public is NOT into your arm or a tissue… it’s onto ME
easy mistake to make
the whole idea of holding a tissue to someone's nose to catch their sneezes or whilst they blow their nose or wiping their nose for them is easily one of the cutest and hottest things ever and i simply refuse to believe otherwise
A very happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of the non-cis members of the snzblr community!! I know there’s been a TON of bullshit this past year, but know that yall are literally the backbone of this community, and that our presence is powerful.
Please feel welcome to reblog and celebrate! 🏳️⚧️
Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.
"Need a tissue?"
"Y-ghhHeehh-! Y-yes!"
Big fan of sneezes that have a big buildup and a VERY contained ending- kinda like “ehh… EHHH… EHHH’phk” if that makes sense
"i don’t think you wanna come… i have a cold"
oh my god, shut up. i wanna fuck you and take care of you afterward.
hi this isn't a problem I've really seen on snzblr but just in case. this blog loves and cherishes trans women and transfems and if you aren't a transfeminist my stuff isn't for you
I love the faces of sneezes. I love watching the nostrils redden and flare. Then the lips begin to part, as the mouth twists into a deep, deep frown. The eyes water and squint. The face and jaw tighten. The head tilts back, exposing wet nostrils that continue to contract. Then the breath in the chest that rises sharply through agonized moans. The whole face and body at the mercy of the nose.
fic written by 40 year old straight men on the forum:
Lila had a big nose. The only thing bigger than her nose was her sneeze. One day, at the sleepover,
