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wtftaissa:

That might actually be the best idea I’ve heard yet. Hard to hate the cold if you can keep yourself from being around it.

its like the opposite of exposure therapy. I’m telling you it works

soandybiersack:

Well, I know a lot of people like that to, I think everyone does.

People are assholes as a general rule, lets be real.

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wtfadore:

The morning light was peeking in through the curtains of the hotel room, as Danny found himself curled up on the bed next to Roy, surprised at himself for waking up so early. He was also still somewhat surprised that he was able to wake up next to the older male - things between the two had seemed to be going relatively smoothly but it was still somewhat shocking (to say the least) to Danny that he was finally here, in the position with Roy that he’d wanted for years at this point. A smile on his face as he looked over to the older male, Danny took a moment to just really admire him.

Deciding he couldn’t tell if the other male was awake or not, Danny moved to nudge Roy’s shoulder with his head. “Hey,” he spoke, his voice low and sleepy. “You awake?”

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It was impossible for Roy to know exactly when he woke up or how long he stayed in quiet darkness of the room. He had long gave up trying to regulate his inner clock following travels, instead deciding to just go with the flow. Curled up against his side, Danny looked almost small, uncharacteristically quiet and, all puns intended, adorable. They’d fallen asleep and woken up together many times over the years, but never before did the older man take the time to truly just notice it and bask in the moment. Or maybe he just didn’t allow himself to do it, knowing full well nothing could compare to this.

He felt some light movement against his side and smirked, eyes still closed. “Have been since the 4th kick in the shins.“ he grumbled but tightened his hold onto the younger queen and bent his head lightly to press a light kiss on top of the messy dark curls. “Fuck, I was enjoying the silence, now you had to ruin it.“

soandybiersack:

How do you believe there was a literal mix up?

I don’t know, I know a bunch of people with their head so far up their own asses, they definitely can’t tell which is which anymore.

tom-w-h:

Perhaps not, but I can act like I’m bitter. Channel my inner Loki and everything.

That’s not the same. See, I’m a hateful cunt that pretends like it’s all for fun and it’s all fake. You’d be the opposite.

wtftaissa:

As much as I’m digging this snow is anyone else freezing like…all the time? As a New Jersey native you’d think I’d be able to handle it but, nope. So I will gladly take any and all helpful hints and tricks to keep me from freezing my butt off for the next few days. Please, help a girl out. Hit me up with some staying warm life hacks.

Stay. Inside. Works great fro me so far.

soandybiersack:

I thought snowboarding was going to be great yesterday. I hadn’t really been out that much since we got here, so I wanted to brave the snowy abyss and have a good time. Everything was great until the snowboard decided it wasn’t going to be my friend anymore and tossed me on my ass, or, rather my face. So now I am sporting a black eye and a pretty great looking gash on the corner of my eye. I hope everyone else has had much better luck than me.

One question: how do you mix up your ass and your face?

tom-w-h:

Ah, well, that makes sense. If people were willing to pay for me to do the very same, then I imagine I would be in the same boat.

You don’t seem bitter enough about the world to pull it off, and I mean that in a nice way.

socamilamendes:

This is why I travel light when I can. It’s legit the most inconvenient thing when airlines lose your luggage. I’m pretty sure it’s going to be hard to even go shopping in Switzerland when you end up losing it. As for the bet, I think they’ll lose it around Brazil. The airport in my homeland may be pretty, but they’re also pretty packed around this time.

Queens can’t travel light. Not successful ones anyways.But a queen with no luggage is just a man. That ain’t flying. Gotta give it to your homeland, people know how to fucking treat ya.

joeeykeery:

Well shit, it looks like you’re one world traveler and your passport is being endlessly stamped. You’re also putting ‘living out my suitcase’ into reality and can actually say you’re truthfully going to live out of your suitcase. Here’s to hoping you don’t lose your luggage though? I can’t imagine how that’d go.

At this point in my life, i’ve used my passport so much we’re basically in a civil partnership. I have stewardess remembering me from previous flights. I try to pay for groceries with frequent flyers miles.

tom-w-h:

That is a lot of suitcases, as well as a lot of travelling. Why are you travelling so much? I tend to take two suitcases if I’m away for a while, and need suits and such. Three if I take my guitar, which I sometimes do.

Because I’m a professional son of a bitch, and people are willing to pay to see me yell profanities in a wig and sparkly dress.

ffsgigi:

Damn Gina, that’s a lot of luggage. I want to ask if you really need all of that, but I know the answer: of course you do.

A professional clown cannot travel without a few essentials. The hair alone needs its own case.

linzzz-morgan:

Your luggage should share the love so each of those places gets one bad leaving you with two for your troubles. That’s what I’ve got my money on. But I’ll have a smaller amount on you having no troubles at all with them.

Are you allowed to do that, bet against your own bet?

ffsbisognin:

Those are some awesome words, people always think im cute but i always fail them because people always wanna scare me to get cute reactions but i am always the one who scare people.

I’m not sure that made sense but good for you, I guess?

soandybiersack:

Somewhere between Switzerland and Mexico is where you’re going to lose your luggage and you’re going to spend days stuck in Mexico with no clothing, nothing for personal hygiene and you are going to curse the fact that you traveled with so many suitcases when you get the call that only three out of your six suitcases have been recovered, and you can pick them up, while the rest are stuck in customs, that’s what’s going to happen. How can we be sure that you haven’t lost your mind already from all the traveling?

That’s oddly specific. Do you work for the airline? Should I be suspicious of you? I mean, I already am, that face does not inspire me to trust you.

ffsbisognin:

You are a queen you will be able to find some cute attention to help you out on all trips.

Life has taught me that the cutest they are, the less helpful they turn out to be. Always rely on yourself first.

fckwilla:

That’s definitely going to be a problem if you lose one of them. I can imagine how much of a nightmare that looks, and i hope you don’t lose one of them. I know i’d lose my shit if i lost all my warm clothes when i’m traveling to a very cold place. Freezing is not an option. Hey now, you’ll still be entertaining! Whoever says the opposite is just jealous of how awesome you are. Why not just get a huge luggage and put everything there? I know it gets messy and unorganized but you gotta have back-up plans!

I don’t do messy and unorganized. I can’t, my head would probably explode. I have expensive wigs, I have jewelry, I have handmade gowns in there, I can’t just throw it all around. I’ll just... have to take my chances.

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