this simple tailor is beyond v'ger's comprehension

30s / ace / uk / they/them? her? / nd / hello i like star trek and cats and gay pirates. trek sideblog: @vulcanservepinch i also once made a sherlock sideblog (currently on some sort of hiatus i guess) : @messedupsockindex 

[spockblanket]

HELLO I MADE A QUIZ!!!!!!!!!! you can now find out which one of my favourite star trek queer characters you are!! and i couldn’t even include like half of them lmao there are just too many. anyway.

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[beardedmrbean]

[charlesoberonn]

Images stolen from this post

There's a reason why these types of stores usually offer a delivery service.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The arm in that last one is sending me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[daily-muse-music]

Visit Original Link

Recess - Muse

[goth-queen]

[dropkicks-self-off-cliff]

Artist is Vanessa Stockard!!! She is one of my favorite artists and the little black cat’s name is Kevin :)

Artwork Prints

Artwork Prints

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[apolladay]

my mom won't wear nail polish, she says it makes her fingernails feel like they're suffocating. i can feel the same thing, but its not intense enough to be distressing. neither of us have worn any other nail product, so no idea if they're more or less intense. so

when you wear nail polish (or other nail products) can you feel them on your fingernails? is this feeling so intense it stops you from using nail products?

yes, yes

yes, varies by product

yes, no

varies by product, yes

varies by product, varies by product

varies by product, no

no

my nails are bald/results

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[abalidoth]

Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

[tamberoo]

i need several moments, math like this scares me

[abalidoth]

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[killhitleragain]

[slimegirlwarlock]

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]