When are the aliens coming?

Emily. 23. Illinois. I'm terrestrial, but extra.

[rosewater1997]

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

[overwhelm3d-deactivated20200430]

[voeuxe]

stay warm ☕️

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[lotuxswave]

drink water and mind ya business

[washingtonpost]

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.

"Grump” appears in three episodes spanning decades — sowing fear and chaos and inspiring a political march down Sesame Street.

[thestateonmtv]

this is what radical political comedic satire looks like 

[memeween]

im Here for publicly funded jokes at his expense

[archived4555]

It (2017) dir. Andrés Muschietti

[mexicanheaux]

Whomst the fuck got an allowance I’m jealous

[whatsliferotfl]

ya my allowance was the roof over my head

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

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[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[dakota-bloggz]

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[dutchster]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, after achieving the bare minimum:

[bellarkegifsdaily]

(insp)

[thegoodvybe]

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