A new revolutionary therapy method combines CBT, CBT and CBT. The therapist gets you high and slaps your nuts every time you think things unhelpfully.

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A new revolutionary therapy method combines CBT, CBT and CBT. The therapist gets you high and slaps your nuts every time you think things unhelpfully.
(cnc somno warning)
I’ve been getting into somno lately and all I can think about is my poor f/o feeling so desperate and lonely at night that he pulls down my pants and eats me out while I sleep. He promised himself it would just be a little bit but before you know it, he’s humping me with his head against my chest glasses askew and he doesn’t even care about me waking up 🥴
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NSFW
imagine sophisticated and put-together f/o lose their composure when they fuck you. moaning in your ear wantonly, arms wrapped all tightly around you, thrusts getting so sloppy and the noises coming from in between you two are wet and obscene… what’s crazy is that they are so classy in front of everyone else. neat clothes, calculated mannerisms… but they lose it with you. you’re holding onto them and whining because it feels so fucking good. they crash their mouth onto yours and kiss you so hard, shoving their tongue down your throat because they want to feel and taste more of you… they are so overwhelmed because you’re just so hot, and god they’re gonna cum so hard.
proship + variants and bigots dni >:7
I want to train you like a dog.
I will praise you. Every time you do exactly as I say? “Good girl.” Told me how you really feel? “Good girl.” Faced a fear? Finished a task? “Good girl.” It’s not just a catchphrase—it’s your clicker signal. Simple and consistent.
And good girls deserve rewards. Well-behaved pups get kibble. You? You get your pussy played with—but only if you earn it.
You look upset and you're obviously avoiding me. Come here. I want you to climb into my lap, straddling me, face to face, and tell me what happened. Did you screw up again, or weren't perfect, or did you say or do something stupid... oh no, did you let yourself get emotional and someone saw it? No, no, look at me and tell me all the details. You blush cutely when you're embarrassed.
Yes, of course, tell me how you don't deserve love and hate yourself while I stroke your knees and thighs, my adorable little thing.
Yes, I'm serious, and I'm listening very carefully to how you're just a walking disappointment and you can't do anything, I'm holding on to your ass just so you don't accidentally fall off me.
No, I'm not going to let you go. I want my little loser here. Come closer... You know you can always lean on me, right? For anything. And you are welcome to grind against me too.
─────── 𓆩✧𓆪 ────── 𓆩✧𓆪 SOULBURN — II 𓆩✧𓆪
✦ Soulmates AU
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✦ PAIRING: Lucifer × Y/N (Reader)
✦ SYNOPSIS: What begins as proximity disguised as practicality becomes something far more dangerous. In the quiet corners of the bunker, Lucifer finds himself confronted with a kind of closeness he understands too well to trust. No grand gestures. No apocalyptic stakes. Just the slow accumulation of habit, choice, and warmth offered without fear. As the Winchesters grow wary for their friend and fellow hunter getting so close to the devil himself and lines blur between friendly curiosity and inability to stay away , you are forced to decide whether comfort is a risk worth taking—and whether Lucifer is capable of choosing restraint when something finally feels real.
This is the moment before doubt calcifies. The pause before consequences learn your name.
✦ TONE & THEMES: Quiet tension • dry humor • deflection as armor • touch-starved divinity • choice and destiny • intimacy without spectacle • angsty fluff • Reluctant romance • Soft intimacy
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✦ BASED ON: Supernatural (TV Series) Canon-divergent slow burn • bunker-era intimacy • restrained tension • morally complicated choices
✦ WRITTEN BY: ✧ Little Devil ✧
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kinktober
all i can think about is homelander with the biggest breeding kink in all of existence and taking it out on you. him getting pissed off from all the pr work and coming back to you only to manhandle you into mating press and shove his fat cock inside your cunt. his hand tight around your neck, moaning as he sucked your tits. he’d mutter “you’re gonna give me the best fucking kids, aren’t ya?” while he nonstop thrusted into you so hard you were already practically braindead on his cock. he’d only let go of your neck to reach down and rub your clit, but he wouldn’t stop after you came. he wouldn’t stop after you beg for a break. he only stops when he decides. so you’d have to deal with round after round of his cum flooding your womb as his balls twitched every time they hit against your ass. after a little bit you’d be able to hear his needy whimpers. whimpering a mix of begs for you to never leave and how badly he wants to see you round with his kid. it’s always obvious when he’s about to be done by the way his mouth starts sucking harder on your breasts before he shoots his load into you. that’s when he finally pulls out, to watch as his semen dripped out of your ruined hole with a lazy grin and a “that’s my girl” before getting up and going back to work.
The idea that the Riddler is a total control freak during all things including sex is BLASPHEMY.
I do NOT think that Edward nygma is a mind shattering supervillain in the sack, in fact I think people who have control issues most often want to relinquish that during sex. He would want to be tied down and buzzed at with a Hitachi while you ask HIM riddles and trivia. He'll even GIVE you riddles with multiple answers so you can punish (reward) him for getting them "incorrect".
Hes definitely got a dumbification kink but that shit goes BOTH ways. Hes bi, demi, and a switch, send tweet.
upper management
Summary - A naughty morning spent in bed with Edward Nygma leads to a playful game which neither of you are willing to give up on too easily. (nsfw)
Link to AO3 ☆ Fic Masterlist ☆ Kofi
Brats vs Barbies
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Pairing | Edward Nygma x Reader
Summary | Edward always calls you his doll. Whether that is a Barbie doll or a brats doll depends on the day.
Words | 1.1k
tags | humiliation, dollification, bimbofication, intelligence kink, superiority kink, power dynamics, degredation
Notes | I personally headcanon that Edward has a bimbofication kink. This man's whole thing is that he thinks he is smarter than everybody. I can totally see him actively "dumbing" the reader down into nothing but a stupid doll for his amusement and finding it hella hot.
Note 2. Did you know that Riddler specifically address Bruce as "The Batman" because it's a way to separate myth from the person and almost deify him? Which makes sense because Riddler believes if he can beat Batman (one of the smartest people he knows) it would make him a god or at least god-like.
Note 3. Somehow this ended up with more degredation than humiliation, but I don't care. It still counts. Sorry it's late. Also, this man absolutely has a sleeper build. Bro works on machines and creates inventions constantly, and metal isn't exactly light. Personally, I don't think any of the rogues would be good with aftercare, other than maybe Ivy, Harley and Freeze, with Harvey on occasion, and potentially Falcone.
Kinktober Day 5: Humiliation
Masterlist kinktober2025
the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho
"i'm not in love with them" oh, honey. you are already so ruined. you have been ruined from the moment you met, and you will be ruined long after you part. your attempts to hide are futile. you cannot escape that which is everywhere and everything. love as a punishment, love as a death sentence. love as god.
remmick sinners 18+ p-links
be logged into twitter :D to purity police: this isn’t your space
+ remmick pulling his dick out to leave a snail trail of cum all over your bathroom tiles
+ jerking him off with your panties down aiming him so the splat lands where you need it to
+ him practicing with pumps to a fleshlight to prep for your after work fuck
+ he likes cumming inside and rubbing it all in then fucking you some more
+ his cock is so thick and twitchy, he always gets so hard so fast
+ creaming all over it while he breathes heavy
+ admires your holes while you’re stuffed full in reverse cowgirl
+ you’re on top, hitting all the right spots inside you while he asks ‘you like that?’
+ smells it when you start ovulating and always fucks you accordingly
+ remmick wanted to just press your thighs together and slide up and down your clit from behind
+ when the rhythmic bounce of his balls slapping against you is so hypnotic
+ he can’t hold it anymore when your tongue is twirling around his tip so good
+ cumming way too much just from humping your legs
+ he pulls your panties to the side in a hurry for a public night fuck
/chat im going insane
send any you want a mini fic based on too:)
prompt for riddler- when he first notices you or first kiss/time
pairing: riddler x reader
-> any riddler will do - well, any riddler that fits in the middle of a venn diagram with 'overly confident little rat man' and 'pathetic wet catboy meow meow', so unburied, btaa, arkhamverse but pre-asylum when he still has an ounce of joy still in him, btas? gotham? if you squint?, and comicverse (but specifically his oneshot in joker's asylum 2 im not immune ok?)
summary: the meet-cute you'd expect - love at first hostage situation 🥰😍
a/n: riddler falling in love at first sight for NO reason is simply canon actually, in at least 3 different universes (typically to not-great conclusions <33 but <33 whatever <33 peace and love <33)
cw: murder~ 🤗 (don't get it twisted, i made be writing him as a 110% simp but he does still kill innocent people <3 love that for him - good enrichment)
You were never going to the bank again.
And, not to victim blame yourself, but honestly you were wondering what the fuck were thinking 1) going to the bank in person instead of online, like some grandpa, and 2) going to the bank in person in Gotham Fucking City, crime capital of the goddamn universe.
Honestly, it was more surprising that, after living here for almost a year, this was the first time you found yourself tangled up in some supervillain nonsense. Somehow, you actually might just be the luckiest bastard in all of Gotham.
Further proof of that? You were all being held hostage by the Riddler - but not as pawns-to-be for one of his traps for the Batman. No, just all sitting on the floor, lining the walls of the bank as his henchmen (goons?) filled bags with money. Maybe that's why everyone was being so compliant; apart from the fact this was essentially an hourly occurrence in Gotham, everyone here seemed to understand this was probably the best run-in they could ask for. Riddler didn't really bother with 'people'; he didn't think them worthy of his time.
"I truly must applaud you all for perhaps being the most civil group of hostages I've had the pleasure of threatening."
Even the way he praised was condescending, yet genuine at the same time. Bizarre.
"Perhaps my superior intellect has radiated off me, permeating the ignorant masses and keeping them from doing anything terribly stupid."
No, just condescending.
hiii i uploaded this ai audio of stanford era!sam x reader on soundcloud and i wanted to share it with you (i literally love your blog and i thought you might like it) 🫶
https://on.soundcloud.com/RCUyNhWUd3dUJUVw9
Holy Jesus this is acc amazing excuse the fuck out of you
pov: the riddler wants to ask you out on a date
please can I touch your teeth please please please please please can I touch them please let me touch your teeth please
Especially if they're uneven or crooked Let me touch? Your teeth. The teeth in your mouth I want to touch them. Please. Me touch your teeth?? Please let me. I want to touch your teeth.