bad choices and cringe

♀~ 24~ ♑~ Physically incapable of appreciating things in moderation

[lizardsister]

never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i'll never be able to stretch like a cat

[lizardsister]

being able to do this would fix my back permanently

[willowcrowned]

not a morning person not a night owl but a secret third thing

[willowcrowned]

[toastbutteregg]

[thoriffix]

liking a character but lacking the brainpower to have any real coherent thought or clever analysis of them so your brain just kind of says their name over and over like a teen girl in a cheesy romance writing her crushes name over and over in glittery gel pen surrounded by hearts

[coughloop]

why do people draw Power sexy shes like dennis the menace draw her killing someone with a sling shot or something

[redstonedust]

big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

[tugboatcaptain]

[memewhore]

[dailyoverview]

Colorful patterns are seen in Lençóis Maranhenses National Park, a 380,000-acre (155,000-hectare) protected area in northeastern Brazil. The park contains miles of rolling sand dunes, the valleys of which fill with freshwater lagoons during the rainy season and are prevented from draining by impermeable rock beneath. With 43 miles (70 km) of Atlantic coastline, Lençóis Maranhenses is home to a range of species, including four that are endangered: the scarlet ibis, the neotropical otter, the oncilla and the West Indian manatee.

-2.553460°, -43.061980°

Source imagery: Maxar

[ceevee5]

[theocseason4]

[carbomcoco]

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

[rabbiteclair]

nvm Google won't let me have fun anymore

[rabbiteclair]

the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like "boycow bopbees" until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this

[rabbiteclair]

good news there's a single hit on "catboy boycow"

[sasukesun]

the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001

[sasukesun]

happy bday to this very special girl.

[sasukesun]

herstory

[fandomsandfeminism]

Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says "I used to really like flying before it was my job" and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

[shybi-n-ready2cry]

[memewhore]

[collidedscope]

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

[teashoesandhair]

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

[thebibliosphere]

Business power couple AU.

[anarchistin]

[chewbacca]

SHE’S THE MAN (2006) dir. Andy Fickman