Jay

CoD Editor + Gamer! | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 2008 baby | autistic | istp | She/They

[soapyspatula]

MY INTRODUCTION! 🔥

biggots arent welcome here 😛😛

☆ my main interest and this account is centred around modern warfare, i play the games and am a big gamer in general, love to play with new people! Feel free to ask!

☆ Im spatie!! I'm Scottish, born in 2008, I use She/They pronouns and i have autism, so if I say something wrong please let me know!

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But outside of call of duty, I'm really into other videogames, art, editing, and writing!

Some of my favourite things include:

Red Dead Redemption 1&2, The Walking Dead, Attack on Titan, Supernatural & Overwatch !

I do art and writing for fun, but I also love to edit you can find my call of duty editing account:

Here

Ps I take suggestions and will pretty much edit anything as long as its not problematic, so dont be shy! All ships welcome if thats what you want 🗣🗣

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I have an exam to be studying for dawg i need to get my ASS OFF the MW tumblr and try tumbling my way into a TEXTBOOK for a change. Just as i was about to have an academic comeback the modern warfare brainworms consumes everything. They've taken it all from me. 💔

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I have plans i cannot share with you right now. Because the haters will sabotage me. ❤️‍🩹✌️

[welshj03]

I’ve been in constant mourning since I joined this fandom

+Someone asked why he was in a jet, I don’t know too 😭

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CoD MW campaigns are stupid cause:

I could be getting blown up by eighty different grenades, 7 mags in, wearing the heaviest body armour known to mankind, but getting absolutely obliterated regardless but ill still be the only one actually shooting the enemies and I'll STILL have Ghosts dumbass in my ear talm bout some;

"YOUR NOT DOING ANYTHING OH MY GOD YOUR SO USELESS LITERALLY GET A MOVE ON I HATE YOU"

..like hes not the one whos been following me around like a parasite and making me do everything the entire time. Who gave him the right to critique while I do it when my team is as useful as a sponge in the ocean?? 🫩 fucking tart.

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Non scottish authors writing scottish characters please hear my plead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

need to rant about a non issue for a sec, im scottish for clarification before i begin guys

In the modern warfare fandom, so i read alot of fics where soap is there naturally!! All i can say is please speak to a scottish person or do research before trying to write us into a fic or story where our identity is relevant. Im not saying everyone does this but ive had a few experiences where its just straight up a stereotype 💔

when im reading a fic or like headcanons on tik tok or something, I can clearly tell an author or OP whos writing a scottish character has NO idea what theyre doing and hasnt bothered to research anything regarding their identity and is clearly stereotyping 😭

Like no we dont walk into a room with a can of irn bru, start guzzling haggis down our pus whilst playing the bagpipes and screaming scotland forever and verbally abusing whoever is closest.

and if I as a scottish person dared to correct im scared ill get strung up by my nonexistent balls and boiled alive for daring to say how they've written us is a stereotype.

ily authors who portray us as normal human beings 🥹❤️‍🩹

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Love playing warzone but then my friends get ss of my operator and man they always make soap look so dumb as 💔

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@lkzz627 vro 🥀

[lkzz627]

@jztcas .. pie

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Im shaking did they actually say ts 🫩💔

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writing a ficcccccc but I'm laaaaaaaaazy as FUCK need me someone who yells at me and feeds me a pringle for every paragraph I finish to help motivate me to actually get ts done

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having your profile on discord as a character is so funny because why is connor from the hit game detriot become human listening to closer by nine inch nails

[samsswife]

wincest ass

[tartrazeen]

I'm imagining a scenario where Connor goes back to working with the DPD post-revolution, but before rights have been officially signed. So he's still technically classified as 'office equipment'. And there's like four other androids, also ones who used to be at the DPD, all working there as they wait for their classifications to update in the eyes of the law.

And I'm imagining Fowler yelling at everyone that they're all gonna stay until some bullshit gets cleaned up - like they have to clean up the archives or something.

Fowler: I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES. NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL IT GETS DONE.

The Humans: Awwwwwwwww 😠😠😠😠😠

Connor: 😬

The other androids: 😬

Connor: 🖐️😬

Fowler: WHAT, CONNOR?

Connor: can the androids go?

Fowler: What?

Connor: you said 'everybody' but i figured you were talking to employees

Connor: so

Fowler:

Connor: technically

Fowler:

Connor: 😬

The other androids: 😬

Fowler: ... The androids can go.

Connor: NICE

The other androids: 🙌

One of the humans: Weren't you fighting for equal rights?

Connor: yeah and the fight continues, so we've gotta leave at 5

Another human: But you work with us.

Connor: whoa

Connor: i work here like the scanner works here

Another android: I personally have the work ethic of our door locks.

Connor: that's terrible

Connor: also on-brand for your model

Another human: What about team spirit?

Connor: oh we'll be here in spirit

Connor: not legally though

Connor: or physically

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Just did my first ever machine Connor playthrough. DO NOT HI T ME UP. DO NOT CALL MY PHONE. 🥀

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Fucking love dbh, I play it on the REGULAR. but I'm literally replaying the same endings over and over for Connor because I don't like being mean to Hank. How do people do machine Connor without wanting to rip their hair out? I don't understand bro.

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This is me if you even care. Do you even care? I don't think that you even care. You don't even care that this is me. This is who i am. It's me. I think you don't even care do you? Do you even care that this? who me? If this was me would you care? Would you still care for me if this was me? do you? do you even?

what do you even post as a first post when your new to Tumblr 🆘🆘🆘

[skullglaze]

this is fucking killing me. the new arrival marker that i have never seen. the picture, that i have also never see. i came to the tag seeing what's the deal was about jared also saying he hated the finale. i'm going to

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HELP your welcome 🤗...?