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This is a lifting blog. Started 10/2015 Cautious, yet fearless. **I BLOCK NON-LIFTING BLOGS**

[irres-lift-ible]

when someone says their a 'bořrower' instead of a 'lífter/graftèr'

we know you're from tiktok go home

[kleptoberry]

I hope y'all get caught EVERYONE knows this shit don't work

[thiefju]

christ that is so much worse than i ever imagined borrowing tiktok to be god damn :,O

[lipshofting]

spoiler alert: LP DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU.

[thievingaznable]

if you get caught just say “sowwy i wanted it 🥺👉👈” and then fucking BOLT,, bro,,,,, what

[lifterofshops]

“Haha sorry I thought these 5 necklaces stuffed in my clothes were mine my mistake 🥺”

[heavenlylifter]

eek this cringy af🤭

[sobersteals]

full body cringe ew wtf😐

[liftinglife-deactivated20201211]

friendly reminder that I will always support members of the community that chose to stop łifting. this community doesn’t talk about this as much as we should, but shøplifting can become a serious addiction and it can take control of your life. this isn’t all fun and games, this thing that we do has serious consequences and it can destroy lives. if you ever decide that you need to take a break, or even quit all together, that’s completely ok and I’m proud of you either way❤️

[lifterkitten]

how it feels whenever someone asks me to go to michaels/art stores

[sashasteals]

one tip for the era of masks we’re livin in—bring multiple different masks with you. like wear a plain black one but bring one of those single-use blue ones. you get heavy sussed or chased? switch masks, take off/put on a sweater, put your hair up/down (or use a hat if u have short hair). maybe adjust ur makeup if necessary. bam ur a different person now.

super fuckin easy to blend in with a crowd when mall security are looking for someone with a black mask in a red shirt and ur wearing a blue mask with a black hoodie.

[em0-lifter]

news flash: tiktok lifting tips are shit

i cant believe people actually go into shops using these tips and thinking that theyll work

“cry if lp catches you, sob and say you are poor and are so sorry”

ive seen this tip a million times from screenshots of ‘borrowing’ tiktok.. 

real Iifters know that shit is dumb and will never work.

L0$$ PR3VENTlON DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU. majority of lp get off on arresting people who Iift, even if theyre poor or homeless. they’re even less likely to care if youre an alternative teenage girl who was steaIing eyeliner from t@rget. 

p l e a s e don’t listen to Iifting advice from tiktok. 

[shittyliftz-deactivated20200204]

morph3 tips

norph3 store just opened up near me. Anyone have tips? I would like to steal ALL the j* because fuck him and fuck morphe

[flowerliftblr]

So use the take 2 and put one back method

What you will need is :

1) a decently sized STRUCTURED PURSE don't even think of lifting pallets if you dont have a structured purse

2) once you have your purse use the take two and put one back method most stores dont have cameras so if that's your case then your main focus is the employees

3) when you are ready to shove the pallet into your purse make sure you use the second pallet to block the view of what you are doing

4) for smaller pallets use the same method but remember to use a bigger one to block the view of the smaller one so they think you only have one in your hands

5) once you are ready to conceal the smaller pallet use the same method as before drop the smaller pallet into your STRUCTURED PURSE while at the same time use the bigger pallet to block the view of what are doing

I hope this helps love

^^ this is us lifters pulling up to M0rphìè with these tips 😂

[sobersteals]

the word “borrowing” gives me fucking hives i have an allergic reaction everytime i hear it

[sashasteals]

if ur here from borrowing tiktok the first thing u need to understand is that everybody on tumblr fucking hates borrowing tiktok

[sobersteals]

does anyone have some sp1r!t h4ll0ween tips 🖤🖤🖤

[kuromilifts]

[takethestairsnotthelift-deactiv]

l!ftblr blog: *reblogs outside of community*

the rest of l!ftblr, in unison:

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

Rule number one of lifting club

You DO NOT reblog outside of lifting club

[sobersteals]

who watches trinkets

[candylifterr-deactivated2020101]

so i saw this and i’m

[sobersteals]

i been doing this but some stores i go to their sensors suck anyways and randomly go off and where i live they rarely check you out if you beep anyways lmao

[sobersteals]

covid may have ruined a lot of shit but we can hide half our faces and not look sus ✨🖤

[thecutelifter-deactivated202308]

ok i feel bad about blocking accounts that follow me but at the same time your account looks fake and has 2 posts so adios