Hannibal Lector Tears

17, Pansexual, Just use any fckin pronouns idc. I am an absolute garbage angel.

[corrodedcoffindrummer]

[corrodedcoffindrummer]

OK. We gotta talk.

Vince loves eating raw lemons, cute. But eating raw lemons has side effects. Just because he can taste doesn't mean his stomach doesn't feel the aftermath.

Problems caused by eating raw lemons include:

Indigestion

Acid reflux

Heartburn

Nausea

Stomach pains

Damaged teeth

And probably some other things

Does Vince get any of these symptoms???? Because my horny ass needs a comfort fic where Rody takes care of Vince, and I'm too insecure to write it myself

[christinakratt]

If anyone has ever seen Kong: King of the Apes and would like to have a conversation about it...

That would complete me

@ivebeenfloored

[richtilauwu]

X2

[christinakratt]

Drop your favorite episode

I’m so genuinely curious now 😲

[socialbatterycharging]

I don't remember the title, but the one where Richard kidnaps Amy. There was SO much sexual tension and I wanted them to date so badly.

[socialbatterycharging]

Bitch what

[socialbatterycharging]

That one Spotify ad that's louder than everything else for no reason

[crestedpengwing]

some kids built this outside my dorm.

[crestedpengwing]

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I just uttered “The snildo” and my wife doubled over at the table in giggles

[aropride]

sometimes when posts are like "you have no excuse not to reblog this" i think about reblogging and tagging it like "guilt trip tw" "emotional manipulation tw" etc. just to be an asshole to the op. but i don't because i'm so niceys.

[socialbatterycharging]

Give in. Be not niceys.

[christinakratt]

If anyone has ever seen Kong: King of the Apes and would like to have a conversation about it...

That would complete me

@ivebeenfloored

[socialbatterycharging]

Please talk to me about this show

[cyberneticslasher]

Has anyone watched the Netflix series Kong king of the apes?

I've recently became mega hyperfixtated on it but it seems like no one knows it : (

If you do I'd love to talk about it with someone

[socialbatterycharging]

YES

I thought I dreamt that ENTIRE show. I had the biggest crush on Richard.

[tarsiercandy-deactivated2025050]

vince trying to sneak in a hand hold . same

[stressedsnake]

Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

[socialbatterycharging]

Fill 'er up, Folks.

[socialbatterycharging]

why do you blog like a 5 year old writing in a lisa frank diary with a half-chewed crayon /pos

I don't want to hear another word about the glow-in-the-dark Lisa Frank stickers decorating my fucking closet you walnut.

What the fuck does pos mean? PIECE OF SHIT?

[socialbatterycharging]

Every day I think of this post. I thought this was my friend fucking with me. But in actuality I traumatized this random anon

[firefox-official]

somebody said “do you even like foxes”. Do i even like foxes? Fuck you. Go fuck yojrself. do i even like foxes. You have no idea what its like to like foxes

[socialbatterycharging]

ok but do you like foxes

[socialbatterycharging]

Watching the 13 minute video on my phone where my friends and I take turns playing Hello Neighbor

[socialbatterycharging]

[socialbatterycharging]

[scientia-rex]

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was practically raised by sixty year old scientists I'd never met on random science forums. I'd show up and talk about evolution with them for hours. When I got accepted into university, they helped me go through how to find a place to live and the basics of living alone (my family didn't want me to go to uni so didn't help with any of this, figuring that if I couldn't find accommodation I'd have to stay home). You're supposed to have friends outside your age group; I'd argue that it's psychologically unhealthy not to. And no, your parents and grandparents don't count.

[amurderofkittens]

It takes a village to raise a child. Not a village of other 6 year olds.

[the-real-seebs]

Yeah. In particular, note that the goal here is not to have one person you trust intensely and you have no way of sanity-checking them; the goal is to have a handful of people, who are independent of each other, so that if one of them is making you uncomfortable you can tell someone else "hey this person I know is doing a thing which sorta creeps me out" and get feedback.

In an ideal world, you could rely on your parents to perform that function. We're not in an ideal world.

[brightlotusmoon]

[socialbatterycharging]

Probably one of the biggest reasons I don't have a 18+ DNI