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Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 111

[Playing Among Us]

Tim: Red is sus.

Jason, red: How is red sus? This is McCarthyism.

Jason: The guy with the worst grades should give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides.

Roy: How come girls are allowed to say "girlfriend" to refer to a platonic friend, but I can't say this is my boytoy Jason?

Jason: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.

The British people who call Americans stupid and lazy, stereotypes about poor people directed at a majority working class country, all of a sudden care about classism when people joke about their lack of spices.

#discourse #social commentary #my commentary #classism #social media #humor

If homemaking was easy/easier more men would be doing it

#anti tradwife #social commentary #my commentary #misogyny #anti patriarchy

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 110

Dick: This is like a complete nightmare.

Jason: Oh, I know, this must be so hard.

Jason: Oh no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

Jason: Mark the date, Barbara. May eighteenth at four P.M.

Barbara: Oh honey, we're well into October.

Jason: Really?

shyjusticewarrior

Bruce's mother was killed by a thief, he falls for killers and thieves. Reverse Oedipus complex.

shyjusticewarrior

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 127

Jason: Hey, everybody. A couple things about my management style; number one, don't nobody ask me about what's in my cup we ain't gonna have no problems.

Jason: Number two, I believe in the power of nicknames.

Jason, at Damian: Smile Face.

Jason, at Steph: Senorita Swag.

Jason, at Tim: Kahuna.

Jason, at Dick: And you, my friend, we will call Mister Farts.

Dick: Seems rather unprofessional.

Tim: He called you Mister Farts, Mister Farts.

Jason: Thanks, Kahuna.

#red hood incorrect quotes

turntaxesgayer

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

loukeepitdown

the beauty of it is that we *could* have made it gay in the original, being queerbaited was a choice because people of this hellsite are so used to it by this point.