The Struggle Is Real.

complete trash

[just-shower-thoughts]

A psychologist is basically one brain giving advice to another brain on how to brain.

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

can i just ask one (1) question,,

why is mac changing words into emojis and making some of the cringiest posts the world has seen,,like i write poetry on my other blog @justsomesadstuff (check it out!) and it’s changing words like love into hearts and fire into flames like?? stop?? that is not the desired effect with my poetry? 

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

thanks, i hate it 

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

can i just ask one (1) question,,

why is mac changing words into emojis and making some of the cringiest posts the world has seen,,like i write poetry on my other blog @justsomesadstuff (check it out!) and it’s changing words like love into hearts and fire into flames like?? stop?? that is not the desired effect with my poetry? 

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

friendly reminder that he

[gaywitchybitch]

he what

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

he

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

he

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

incredible

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

OH MY GOD

[just-shower-thoughts]

If marijuana’s a plant, then a blunt is just a salad wrap

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

this account posts some crazy stuff but this is NEXT LEVEL

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

“it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS” is my new favourite sentence

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

me tbh

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

this is the best post on this website oh my god

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

anyone can name a place in Iceland all you have to do is type in a bunch of random letters like fiaksjkfdflmdakl and it’s a place in Iceland

ffs look at the names of these places 

how do tourists and people even pronounce this stuff it’s amazing

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

part 2 guys i will keep updating this post 

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

back with the iceland memes 

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

amazing how tumblr is trying to make me have friends. does tumblr realise i have -4 followers, and 2 friends? maybe. 

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

also, my username

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

amazing how tumblr is trying to make me have friends. does tumblr realise i have -4 followers, and 2 friends? maybe. 

[dammit-desmond-deactivated20180]

I ducking love this meme

[ouijatxtremade-deactivated20180]

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

[shrivelednips]

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

[socially-awkward-weirdo]

how i still have 236 posts when literally -5 people look at my page is amazing. what even keeps me going tbh.