sinner

the gang runs for office

[imurlilkitten]

*buying harry’s rolling stone issue*

cashier: i heard he like put out solo stuff.

me: haha yeah! it’s pretty good.

cashier: maybe i’ll have to take him seriously.

me: *internally* bitch, you best respect my mother fucking man. do you even know who you’re talking to? that man is the sunshine of my existence. you don’t deserve his silky smooth voice in your life. how dare you? who do you even think you are. you got my eye twitching. my palms are sweating. you’re lucky we’re in a public place or i’d whoop your little ass.

me: haha yeah.

[sociopathicsaint]

au where,

somewhere between sr2 & sr3, the boss and Johnny finally get together and they develop real feelings for each other on the down low. So when johnny gets abducted, the boss is genuinely heartbroken and the gang thinks it’s only because she lost her bestfriend. But when they rescue Johnny and the boss physically jumps on him because she missed him so much, the gang realizes that they were together.

[night-springs]

boss/gat things that ruined my life:

the random npc dialogue “johnny thinks the world of you”

in sr2 johnny saying “it wasnt the same without you”

them fistbumping

female 1s voice cracking while johnnys bleeding out in the backseat

“boss you gotta bail” “no, not without you”

the virtual tombstone matt makes

How Could You Let Johnny Die?

male voice 1: “that one was for you johnny”

the boss constantly jumping to the conclusion that johnny is alive

straight up punching matt in the face for even suggesting that you shouldnt rescue him

“id go through hell to get him back”

the little hug thing they do. yknow

“shaundi wasnt the only one who got fucked up by your death, johnny”

“for years i thought you were dead, and i blamed myself for it”

the whole fuckin romance scene saved my damn soul ok

“johnny you better be alright”

“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOSS, ASSHOLES”

the entire concept of gat out of hell, honestly

[sociopathicsaint]

okay but imagine,

the boss having a near death experience (like badly wounded) and Johnny overreacts and gets really emotional because he thinks the boss isn’t gonna make it. Then gat ends up confessing that he needs her. So she kinda just laugh it off because it was only a gunshot in the stomach. But he can’t help but feel guilty because she got hurt so he promises to help her until she’s better.