Hoooooly fuck I just reopened tumblr after who knows how long. I missed it

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YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Hoooooly fuck I just reopened tumblr after who knows how long. I missed it
silly cat whos stuck in the 2000s
Your follower count is how many years the time machine is taking you back, where are you going?
I need to draw more papyrus, it’s physically and spiritually cleansing
(complementary sans sketches)
hacking my 3ds isnt enough i need to invent the new god
It’s funny to see this days after getting and hacking my first 3DS
so how long does the skip button skip?
I have a master’s degree in engineering and figured I’d put that to use to (roughly) determine how long each skip of the cursed Button really was.
VERDICT: hoo boy. the skips get really, really long. Skip (lmao) to the bottom for results, or read on for how I did it.
Keep reading
chuck e cheese’s
source 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Finally! Here’s my contribution to the Valor Anthology, “Bride of the Rose Beast”. Valor is a book I’m still so happy and honored to be a part of, and you can still get the 300+ page ebook HERE for $5! Enjoy!
hey girl are you a worm because
goddammit. i hit post too early
hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you
actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you
no it wouldn't that's nothing
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in
hey girl. fish
Thus is your sign to become Catholic ☺
intersex bodies are just as natural and regular as perisex bodies, the only difference is that perisex bodies are more common. being intersex is not a birth defect in the same way being a perisex woman is not a birth defect. nothing broke, nothing is "wrong" with us, we are just less common.
being a perisex woman or a perisex man isn't a medical condition and neither is being intersex. when our intersex conditions cause other health complications it is not because we are intersex, it is because of a medical condition associated with being intersex.
a person with a uterus who has endometriosis isn't experiencing a symptom of having a uterus they are experiencing endometriosis.
intersex bodies are heavily medicalized. they are treated as problems that need to be solved, but being intersex isn't a medical condition. we don't need to be diagnosed and forced through "treatment" to make us as close to perisex as possible, we need support, awareness, and acceptance.
tldr; intersex bodies are just as natural as perisex bodies. intersex existence needs to stop being medicalized
Reblog to give a trans girl a really cool sword
My heart. ❤ Love to this girl.
Also - this incredible story has been nominated for a Hugo (major award). PLEASE support her on Twitter if you're there.
https://twitter.com/Azure_Husky/status/1420177932518137862?t=l6nQ5U7x2q4M-dzm_6HEVA&s=19
bisexuals
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
y’all i accidentally sent my couch to my parents’ house instead of my apartment please help
so the wayfair website told me to go to fedex and the fedex website wouldn’t let me change the delivery address so i called fedex who told me to call wayfair who told me to call fedex i am now on the fourth phone call of the night and if chris from wayfair can reroute my couch i will propose to him
chris from wayfair before putting me on hold so he can talk to fedex for me: i’m going to make an exception for you and contact fedex even though i’m not supposed to, just don’t put in the wrong address for delivery again
me, googling engagement rings: of course mr. chris from wayfair
changing my name to mrs. melissa from wayfair because chris is an angel and got me my couch
chris from wayfair DID NOT reroute my couch so engagement is off!!!!
on my knees begging FedEx to reroute this fucking couch because tracking says it’s currently in Indiana and still NJ bound when I am in the opposite direction!!!!!
chris from wayfair i’m so sorry a nasty ass bitch like me would say that about you our engagement is back on because you did successfully reroute my package
(hopefully) the final update until my couch arrives: the engagement with chris from wayfair is back on. FedEx is just stupid. the couch has to go all the way to the shipping center closest to my old address in NJ before they change the delivery address and send it back the opposite way to the new address
chris from wayfair my beloved
good news: engagement is on and chris from wayfair and i shall exchange promises of accurate delivery soon
bad news: my couch was originally scheduled to be delivered to the correct address tomorrow and has been moved to today. 90% of the time an earlier delivery is great. that is not the case when said delivery is 81 pounds and you live alone and won’t be home.
just got a text that my couch was delivered……I’m scared
FedEx left my couch outside in the rain and now i need to book someone on taskrabbit to help me move it because i am not strong enough for 81 pounds
chris from wayfair would never do this to me
thus concludes our epic tale
x
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.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'
brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.
cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.
eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.
shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.
icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."
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