Would you take the last plane

26 | F | ♉ Hello there, you can call me Sani This is an accumulation of me enjoying things

[sodapirate]

My twitter

If yall are interested, gonna be on it more since the whole purge thing

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

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Hello tumblr!

I havent been here in a hot minute

[lolfactory]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

bad men get trapped in the shame toilet 

[spacejunkgalaxies]

Disney films: Look! Representation!

Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Netflix, PBS, hell, even Disney Channel: Look! Representation!

[ommanyte]

IT’S TODOROKI SHOUTO DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUTO

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

[fallentitan98]

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

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[sodapirate]

Literally logged in so I can go see my porn blog lmao

[chuckdrawsthings]

this is BULLSHIT

[rainbow-squirrels-7]

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

[vexrexer]

[reallybigsword-deactivated20140]

leg day bro

[disgustinganimals]

you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[kiwi]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[southernsideofme]

[probablyacerpgideas]

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

[fiddlefordhadronmcgucket]

Over the Garden Wall played me so hard when the main characters weren’t 1600′s ass pilgrim children

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[jluna427]

I call bull shit on this

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Bullshit here, how may I direct your call?

[catchymemes]