traumabitch katsuki

personal blog to try and express what i can't.

[sodashorts]

MDNI!!

im 20 yrs old, he/she, i block liberally. made this blog to try and branch out and make friends who understand. view at your own discretion, take care of your own mental health.

radqueers, xenosatanists and those who heavily identify as either pro or anti ship need not interact, i don't care about your discourse. leave me alone. everything discussed on this blog is entirely fictional except for my personal life experiences. i am an adult who can clearly distinguish between fictional and real life harm. i am not interested in arguing ethics with strangers.

also bnha sucks fat balls i quit in season 3 when i was like 16

still processing/realizing stuff. will vent on main.

mutuals feel free to ask for my other socials if u want

[uikangel]

don’t think that being tied up and used as a punching bag is really an appropriate consequence for losing the board game

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[amethystsoda]

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[sodashorts]

whatever man!!!!!!!! whatever!!

[sodashorts]

grinds my teeth. people aren't talking about me behind my back.

[sodashorts]

what if everyone was nice to me

[sodashorts]

dude whateverrr whatever.

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[sodashorts]

btw feel free to message me for fucked uo roleplay :3

[foreveriallyzombified]

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

[foreveriallyzombified]

23 months

[foreveriallyzombified]

it’s go time.

[targetedknowledge]

[sodashorts]

*twirls my hair and kicks my feet* sigh... creepy older brother..😵‍💫💭

[dogpuppy]

[akkaai]

It’s good to cry it out when it’s all said and done

[seedbed-slob]

EPIC SIBLING PRANK: cum inside them unprotected

[sodashorts]

holy fuck eating hatian food while high is actually heaven