[dissonannce]

hello! I’m Elle! welcome to the mess that is dissonannce, a blog I’ve had since high school! there is no rhyme or reason to this space. it’s just a collection of things I enjoy and thirsting over mediocre-looking men who play hockey. I do have a side blog dedicated to my top gun maverick hyperfixation, so if you’re interested, come hang out with me over on @callsignspark​! see below for a few housekeeping rules!

most importantly: this is an 18+ space, no minors or blank blogs allowed. you will be blocked.

there is no real system for tags; nothing is organized here, but I do my best to tag anything that may be triggering. please let me know if you would like something tagged for blacklist purposes, I’m happy to accommodate within reason.

I do frequently live blog ranger games, and the tag I use is #rangers lb if you want to filter that out. and any personal posts will be tagged with #elle’s words if that’s not your sort of thing.

thanks for following along!

also if you see my unhinged tags on a post and then I also tag it ryan lindgren… no you didn’t.

[dogpuppy]

[catchymemes]

[artmilf]

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[unalivejournal]

How it feels to remember Im unfuckable

[nonlynear]

I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Blog With You Baby

[gentlier]

What is your eye color?

A 10, 17, 40, or 50

A 20, 30, or 60

C 20, 30, or 40

D 10, 30, 37, or 50

D 20, 34, 40, or 60

T 7, 10, 15, or 17

T 20, 30, 40, or 50

BOTH of my eyes are two different colors.

ONE of my eyes is two different colors.

I don’t have eyes.

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[help-me-yes]

[stroebe2]

It’s all corrupt girl

[salboissettphoto]

Ocean views at Whytecliff Park, Bc

[treecitysessions]

[thealogie]

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

[shawnhatosyy]

a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[911onabcbts]

Ryan and Aisha via Ryan’s story.