Sodomy For Breakfast

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[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[dyscomancer]

[humorblr]

# when I go to see a shrink.

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[srsfunny]

[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

[hornline-deactivated20180116]

THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

[white-throated-packrat]

It’s one of my favorite pieces at the Renwick. It’s a solid block of mahogany and you can see the impression of knobs under the cloth.

[sodomyforbreakfast]

Is this Honey Mahogany? She looks so good in this caftan.

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[sodomyforbreakfast]

Also, they are consistently house poor throughout the series.

[mailboxer-deactivated20200416]

[4444555666777888999]

boyfriend boobs travel

[zackisontumblr]

wine, marriage, pizza

[sodomyforbreakfast]

Homo sex, butter, and hope.

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[sodomyforbreakfast]

Is that a threat or a promise?

[wearefuckinyounglove]

[p0rn-daddy]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

credit

[sodomyforbreakfast]

The Invisible Man (2020).

[ithelpstodream]

[modemchild]

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[sodomyforbreakfast]

Bottoms up.

And the Devil laughs.

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[sodomyforbreakfast]

7 am.

Zac’s apartment.

Tired. Ready for bed. Still a little high. Waiting for my roomie to pick me up.

[taur]

[sodomyforbreakfast]

Me talking about past relationships.

[komaedalovemail]

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

[sodomyforbreakfast]

You don’t open a Capri Sun. You stab a Capri Sun.

[dankmemeuniversity]