S)(ello World!

Feferi • 28 • ♓ • )(eiress • )(ippocamp ent)(usiast • Ask me aboat my teet)( collection!! ((this is under construction for the next week! my apologies!))

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asktheseacowvboys replied to your post: Not to be dirty or anyt)(ing but )(ow muc)( do I...

Evwaluate your onions?

You’re like... SO close

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asktheseacowvboys replied to your post: W)(y can’t Amporas just admit t)(ey’re sexually...

OH MY G O D S FJSNDJDBSH

DON’T LAUG)( IM RIG)(T

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W)(y can’t Amporas just admit t)(ey’re sexually attracted to boats and get it over wit)( you’re all so ex)(austing

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Not to be dirty or anyt)(ing but )(ow muc)( do I need to pay to get )(im to ********** my ******

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Don’t like t)(at post unless you’re offering me your teet)(.

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Collecting teet)( is a lot like collecting t)(ose fun little toys. Eac)( creature is like a different series of toy.

 Unfortunately, t)(ey’re just as addictive. I don’t like to stop until I )(ave a full set. 

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I won’t say I’m obsessed wit)( teet)(, but bot)( of my partners )(ave many s)(arp teet)( and t)(ey’re just so pretty.

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faygoaddic replied to your post: Gotta squis)( my own t)(ig)(s bc someone won’t do...

gonna fuckin bite your thighs n see if you complainin then

So glad you’re willing to do it wit)(out me )(aving to beg for it.

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hhhh girls

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Gotta squis)( my own t)(ig)(s bc someone won’t do it for me 

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me: takes a bite out of a kitkat sideways BUBBLES: IMMEDIATELY GIVES ME A TIDDY TWISTER

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Next time, I’ll just bite t)(em off~!

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T)(AT’S A LI-E DO NOT LIST-EN TO HIM.

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Hell?? W)(at you’re saying is t)(is is )(ell? 

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I’m still not sure if all clowns are t)(is gross, of if I was just lucky.

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)(e’s just angry t)(at )(is lanky ass can’t put on weig)(t to save )(is life. 

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WE STAND NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER AND WE LOOK LIKE THIS |O :’o0

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LIST-EN. T)(at just means I make you a 10, wit)(out me you’d just be a 1. You s)(ould be t)(anking me.

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MAYBE SO but without me you’d be a motherfucking 0 SO WHO’S THE REAL WINNER HERE

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A fuc)(sia can be t)(e lowest of zeros compared to ot)(er fuc)(sia trolls and still be a 10 compared to everyone else so um.. me lol