miniwise the dancing clown

GAMZEE MAKARA • 28 • ♑ •  cryptid • HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE GHB • generally just a motherfucking riotous disaster

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im tired of people being mean to me just because i’m cringey, evil, terrible  and i eat toxins 

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me: takes a bite out of a kitkat sideways BUBBLES: IMMEDIATELY GIVES ME A TIDDY TWISTER

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Next time, I’ll just bite t)(em off~!

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sounds good to me

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me: takes a bite out of a kitkat sideways BUBBLES: IMMEDIATELY GIVES ME A TIDDY TWISTER

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wicked-honktraband‌:

faygoaddic‌:

WEED EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT you know how many motherfuckers i know what smoke but aint know how to make cannabutter

how many mother fuckers?

THREE I KNOW FOR FACT once opened a motherfuckers thermal hull and found cookie dough what had ground weed in it SHITS A MOTHER FUCKING TRAGEDY

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wicked-honktraband replied to your post: ‘NOT RAW‘ i’m DEAD ASS THERE IS SEVERAL STEPS...

bitch i know that

WEED EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT you know how many motherfuckers i know what smoke but aint know how to make cannabutter

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‘NOT RAW‘ i’m DEAD ASS THERE IS SEVERAL STEPS INVOLVED IN MAKIN EDIBLES THAT MAKES IT TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAN JUST EATIN’ WEED you gotta make an infusion YOU CAIN’T JUST STICK WEED IN BROWNIE BATTER AND BAKE IT

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DONT do not EVER eat your motherfucking weed

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legend has it IF YOU HONK A CLOWNS BULGE THREE TIMES you become a clown yourself

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EATS A GLOWSTICK

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when you open a fresh faygo and it hiss just right

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sofishticatedfincess‌:

A fuc)(sia can be t)(e lowest of zeros compared to ot)(er fuc)(sia trolls and still be a 10 compared to everyone else so um.. me lol

and yet you still with a 1

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PDH public displays of hatred

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)(e’s just angry t)(at )(is lanky ass can’t put on weig)(t to save )(is life. 

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WE STAND NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER AND WE LOOK LIKE THIS |O :’o0

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LIST-EN. T)(at just means I make you a 10, wit)(out me you’d just be a 1. You s)(ould be t)(anking me.

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MAYBE SO but without me you’d be a motherfucking 0 SO WHO’S THE REAL WINNER HERE

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)(e’s just angry t)(at )(is lanky ass can’t put on weig)(t to save )(is life. 

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WE STAND NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER AND WE LOOK LIKE THIS |O :’o0

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sofishticatedfincess‌:

I’m just gonna go over t)(ere and steal nugget you nasty clown. <3<  3>8/

you caint steal my meowbeast HE GOT THREE LEGS plus he look like a whole raw ass chicken AND HE AINT GOT NO MONEY you caint imagine the kinda stress he’s under

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just took a dna test TURNS OUT i’m 69% sewage

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s)(ut up o)( my cod

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HOW BOUT YOU GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND MAKE ME <3< ;o*

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just took a dna test TURNS OUT i’m 69% sewage