femme lesbian, she / her pronouns, argentinian, esp / eng speaker, cat person, capricorn, legally cannot shut up.
i love love love ; yellowjackets, arcane, tadc, derry girls, euphoria, jujutsu kaisen, orange, attack on titan, sk8 the infinity, companion, but I'm a cheerleader, sinners, marvel, fnaf, stardew valley, the last of us, portal, mortal kombat, call of duty, layze, brittany broski, payton king, selena milan, naomi jon, asmr, maria becerra, sabrina carpenter, delaney bailey, pink pantheress, makeup, doodling dumb stuff, plushies.
pretty please dni ; grown men especially ones with nsfw blogs, anti-argentina, fatphobic, explicit self harm content, gore, and just the basic dni criteria.
a los extranjeros esos q desprecian nuestro país mientras estudian y trabajan acá, ni un vaso de agua, pero caer en propaganda de derecha y querer que arancelen las universidades y hospitales para los inmigrantes NO ES EL CAMINO, el camino es sacar a este gobierno de cuarta que fueron los primeros en dejarnos como el orto frente a todo el mundo
argentina, bolivia, brazil, chile, colombia, costa rica, cuba, dominican republic, ecuador, el salvador, guatemala, honduras, mexico, nicaragua, panama, paraguay, peru, spain, uruguay, venezuela ❤️
shoutout to my hispanic/latina beauties, @alohaluz @strawberrykittymp3 @angelroary, @sofizzzticadaa and @littlemissgabriela! lmk if theres more to add
context: fluff fluff fluff, mentions of latin and hispanic culture (explained at the bottom) and, ofc, mj through off the wall to dangerous era! 💋 -- as always, lowercase intended
off the wall!michael who will definitely try to learn spanish and have his brothers tease him for it! what can he say? he likes hearing you speak, especially when he realises how fast spanish sounds.
off the wall!michael who becomes a wikipedia page when meeting your parents, learning traditions that even they forgot about! of course he'll surprise you with the etymology of words.
off the wall!michael who spends hours learning traditional dances, such as flamenco, bachata, cumbia to impress you during concerts.
thriller!michael who was famous for renting out entire amusement parks, movie theatres, or museum halls for private dates to escape paparazzi. in spain, he would have privately booked the alhambra palace for a date/private tour, or maybe he takes you to see el dia de los muertos in mexico!
thriller!michael who incorporates your homeland's embroidery onto his outfits! (fun fact: michael actually did incorporate spanish culture into his clothing!) and will for sure incorporate animals from your homeland to his house in encino too! the giraffes will definitely befriend his new toucans!
thriller!michael who watches telenovelas with you, but will definitely not admit how addicted he becomes (so he watches one episode or two without you because he's impatient -- you won't notice...right?)
bad!michael todo mi amor eres tu? thats been brewing in his notebook for ages! of course he asks you for help on his spanish song, and who are you to say no? you will giggle at his first attempts though, but you don't blame him -- rolling those r's are hard!
bad!michael who adds extra dates to his spain/latin america tour, because not only does he love the scenery, he wants to know more about what makes you you, and loves when you take him on trips!
bad!michael who invites you to neverland all the time and asks you to remind him of that one amusement park in argentina he never forgot about! he wants to add as much latin/hispanic influence not only in his day-to-day life, but in the place he wanted to feel most at home -- neverland!
dangerous!michael who adds glimpses of your culture to the 'black and white' music video, even adding you as a dancer!
dangerous!michael who learns traditional dishes from your culture (the first time doesn't go so great, but oh well...)
dangerous!michael who's finally comfortable speaking spanish, and will refer to you only in spanish petnames (until he gets embarassed), but loves hearing the petnames you call him (miguelito, anyone?)
flamenco: a spanish dance, originating from southern spain, sevilla! bachata: a dominican republic dance, cumbia: colombia’s national folk dance, alhambra palace: a historic castle in southern spain, home to many past kings and queens, el dia de los muertos: the day of the dead - a mexcian tradition where families celebrate the souls of their dead loved ones, telenovelas: latin american soap operas, known in spain as novelas, that many grandmothers are obessed with.
p.s before i finish this fic, i'd like to mention that latinas and hispanics do NOT have a specific look! not only do we have afro-latinas, but we have gingers, blondes, brunettes, straight hair, wavy hair, curly hair, tanned skin, pale skin, darker skin and there is NOTHING wrong with any of these traits. none of these traits make you less latina. os amo!
el daño que hicieron a argentina estas semanas no nos lo vamos a sacar en décadas y asusta cómo le instalaron el cuento a todo el mundo
justo el otro día yo estaba posteando acá lo de mis amigas de otros países pero me olvidé por completo de una mexicana que conocí cuando estaba en españa, ya no sabía nada de ella, ayer la stalkeé por curiosidad y la mayoría de sus compartidos son reels de “américa latina menos argentina”, bancando a españa, el meme ese de las tumbas en malvinas, etc. dios que rápido se olvidó de la nacionalidad de las únicas 3 personas que estuvimos con ella cuando los españoles a diario le llamaban panchita, sudaca, su mamá limpiaba casas y cuidaba ancianos y la re descansaban por eso, literal SE TUVO QUE CAMBIAR DE COLEGIO por el racismo que sufría por parte de los españoles y ahora tiene el tupé de publicar que “los españoles le ganaron al racismo”?? un español le pidió salir “por un reto” y después la semana siguiente él y sus amigos le hacían el gesto ese de indio tapándose la boca gritando, cómo no le da vergüenza lavarle la cara así al país que la traumó?? obvio que no todos los españoles son así pero hasta ella en su momento los generalizaba y solo se juntaba con inmigrantes del miedo que les tenía a los españoles???????
toda la vida vi minas en internet (y algunas latinas en españa) enseñando a blanquear la piel, hablando de mejorar la raza, insultando con “tener el nopal en la cara” o lo de “serrano” (tener rasgos indígenas), conseguir un novio blanco europeo mediocre como mayor logro en la vida, ser “güera”, chuparle las medias a los yankis, el insulto ese de “es azteca, no aesthetic”, la obsesión con tener zonas del cuerpo rosaditas, venderse como fetiche para los blancos, y mil cosas así. y ninguna venía de una argentina. si nosotros reconocemos que las personas de centroamérica que publican esas racistadas no representan a toda la población de su país, que es un auto odio aprendido por el pasado colonial, por qué ellos no pueden reconocer que los libertarios tarados de internet no nos representan a todos? y fingen que milei tuvo el 100% de los votos???
