[softass]

a lot of my posts are about accosting and distracting the subway sandwich engineer™ with all sorts of tricks and capers

[softass]

guys dont tell anyone but i stole a bunch of veggies and ham and shit from subway i just reached over the counter and shoved it in my big pockets while the guy was all distacted

[softass]

im really trying to get my gently used shitcoin business off the ground so im pretty locked into that hit me up if you need discount liquidated shitcoins we got squid games coin we got safe moon we got terra luna all at rock bottom prices

[softass]

come to neurodivergent daves discount shitcoin for all the lowest prices on name brands like tuahcoin and dink doink

[eggboob]

to be honest i just feel like letting dogs anywhere near any other living thing is a bad move and we should probably put them all in space without spacesuits

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[softass]

softass meetup. come join me in my crystal mansion on the holo net astral plane

[softass]

i can show you my new aural lambo and my chakral sno come machinge

[softass]

as long as you promice tobbuy. my davecoins

[softass]

softass meetup. come join me in my crystal mansion on the holo net astral plane

[softass]

i can show you my new aural lambo and my chakral sno come machinge

[softass]

softass meetup. come join me in my crystal mansion on the holo net astral plane

[7dmom]

Can you not joke about puppets my nephew was killed by a haunted puppet and it honestly hurt me more than his mother

[softass]

tch. dont you know who i am

do the words tysonfail.gif mean anything to you

yeah thats what i thought

[softass]

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[softass]

haha it sounds like bane is talking about his penis thats hilarious

[softass]

tch. dont you know who i am

do the words tysonfail.gif mean anything to you

yeah thats what i thought

[softass]

dude weed

[softass]

softass you look different

puberty

[softass]

david whats the haps

okay im going to assume you dont know what's going on but this is the worst day of my life I couldn't have received this at a worst time so I was hanging out at subway trying to accost the guy whos job it is to throw out the buns every night and this guy pulled a knife on me and I thought he was trying to mug me so i tackle him and im climbing on his head chewing on his retinas and hes flailing his knife around and he falls into the street and rolls right into traffic and gets blood all over my new skechers twinkle toes

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