Sleepy

Az/Azrael. 28. I make stuff and also go to college full time wee

[titsay]

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[hoofpeet]

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[phantomrose96]

funniest thing about seeing tumblr mentioned on other websites is the people who are utterly confident that tumblr is exactly as it was in 2012. like we're a bug trapped in amber.

[phantomrose96]

saw someone on reddit mention you gotta be careful making fun of Taylor Swift on tumblr because the Swifties will get you. there are like 8 swifties on this site and they're playing dolls in their own corner.

[phantomrose96]

"careful, an SJW will call you a shitlord for saying that 🤣🤣🤣" sir we use exploding car hammers these days. in fact the exploding car hammers are even a little dated.

[phantomrose96]

"the fangirls are gonna hunt you down for insulting their fave" most of the fangirls are men now.

[phantomrose96]

and most of the fanboys are women

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

reddit: "you'll be hunted alive on tumblr for the slightest social infraction"

tumblr: "this song made entirely of slurs will be our new anthem"

[swordsonnet]

languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.

[rrrick]

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[finns-gifs]

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[nitramaraho]

none pizza with left beef can vote today

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: INSTEAD OF HOT ROD,ITS HOT RAM SINCE THE VEHICLE IS A RAM TRUCK. HOT RAM ALONE WAS TAKEN SO CHOSE N AS SHORT FOR HOT RAMMING INSTEAD OF HOT RODDING. DMV: “HOT RAMMIN” COULD BE TAKEN AS A SEXUAL REFEENCE Verdict: DENIED

[kosmogrl]

[grungixfungix]

I get the feeling that sex with you would be fun, lots of giggles and smiles

[grungixfungix]

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Fran Kranz

[fanofspooky]

Favorite horror movie characters 347/♾️

Marty - The Cabin In The Woods

[marvelsgirl616]

marty mikalski my beloved

[sunshiny-rants]

RIP Marty Mikalski, you would’ve loved infused pre-rolls and weird pop-tart flavours