Soft Boi's Inc

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New fic alert!

Did you know that I’m a lowkey NaruIno fan despite the fact that I have little experience with the series? Well tOO BAD I LOVE THIS SHIP THAT WILL NEVER BE CANON AND NOW HAVE A STORY ABOUT INO BEING A GOOD GIRL AND MAKING NARUTO STUFFED.

But yes, it’s a small little thing about Ino discovering her little love for Naruto and for a stuffed tum too, so seriously I hope y’all enjoy it! It was fun to write Naruto and Ino actually, so I hope my enjoyment shows! ^^

LINK RIGHT HERE

art by starchiisio

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Story is done, but I’m probably gonna post it tomorrow once more people get a look at it

Hope you all enjoy it when it comes out~

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Maybe we can feed him to be that large.

Yeah but that takes time

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I expected him to be bigger. Like, 600 pounds or something.

Well I mean

He’s not

Idk what else you want me to say

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How fat is Astolfo?

Astolfo is large boy

Idk really since I never came up with anything

I guess try like 250 or 300. Nice n plump.

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So straight up if I added Noctis with a low key need for Noctis X Promptu things would that be something y’all are interested in

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Today on “ships I really love”

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I'm listening, you big softie you

THIS IS BULLYING I’LL FIGHT YOU

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"Mastah~" Giggling as he licked his lips, the pink haired boy pushed himself against the mun, his massive stomach spilling over your lap like an apron. A burp pushed past his lips, he brought his hands up to your sides, holding you close against his warm belly. "I'm hungry~"

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I’m not good with self insert stuff gomen anon ;;;

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Soft bois run by a soft boi, it's a good time to be alive

LISTEN HERE YOU

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(( How does somebody find your muses? ))

This is what I got

I’ve also debated about Takumi from FE, but that’s a work in progress, as well as a couple others since I do wanna make this muse list bigger at some point

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How would an eager master go about feeding Astolfo until pink boi becomes pink blob~?

Simple

You tie him up and feed him a burg or 20 and watch that tum bloat up like it’s no tomorrow. You think he’d have any self control if you did that? Because I highly doubt that he would.

It;s why he’s panicking about this whole situation and is more afraid than anything.

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“Oh please, I’m a wonderful cook with enough evidence to back it up. Those brownies that you so greedily finished and not even leaving one extra one for your sister? My creation. I baked them the other day as a token of my appreciation for your sister’s hard work and dedication to her craft, and you gobbled them down like the blue ribbon hog you’re becoming. I eat fast food out of necessity to save time, but you? I believe you’re simply taking advantage of Okumura-san’s privileges to get in your fix as much as you want. It’s not hard to tell when you’re sporting a taunt gut like the one in front of you.”

“I did not eat those brownies. You have no proof of that occurring in the slightest. The only thing I had similar to that were Akira’s desserts that he made for me. And how dare you accuse me of using Haru’s position. She is my friend and I will not stand here and take that from you.” Oh, the temptation to smash the smug boy’s face was starting to rise. But for the sake of trying to keep it semi cordial for Akira and Sae was keeping her in check… for the moment.

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“Do fingerprints count as evidence? Because yours are plastered all over the container, both inside and out. I was surprised that there wasn’t a crumb left, but considering who the culprit was it definitely does add up the more I think about it.” He does his research and always comes with the facts, even if the facts are annoying and he gets annoying with them.

“Don’t worry about that last part either. I truly believe you and her are friends, and I can see it is truly genuine and obviously not built upon something as shallow as that. You’re a petter person than that Niijima-san, and I know that... However I do still think you do use it to your waistlines advantage.”

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“Ah I see, word play is creative. I’m surprised you were able to come up with something so clever truth be told, considering your mind must always be on food 24/7 due to your own size. It’s alright to admit you’re in worse shape you know. Once you do, I’ll prep you the nicest and largest “at least you tried” cake just for you, Massive Makoto.”

“Says the adipose riddled detective. Tell me, is it exhausting to wobble those jowls of yours while poking fun at me? And please, I could guess that a cake from you would taste terrible along with most of your cooking, hence why you have to go out for fast food all the time supplementing to your increase in girth. Did Sae bring you enough doughnuts for you to help crack the case, or were you too unfocused due to needing even more food to cram down your greedy gullet to provide any assistance?”

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“Oh please, I’m a wonderful cook with enough evidence to back it up. Those brownies that you so greedily finished and not even leaving one extra one for your sister? My creation. I baked them the other day as a token of my appreciation for your sister’s hard work and dedication to her craft, and you gobbled them down like the blue ribbon hog you’re becoming. I eat fast food out of necessity to save time, but you? I believe you’re simply taking advantage of Okumura-san’s privileges to get in your fix as much as you want. It’s not hard to tell when you’re sporting a taunt gut like the one in front of you.”

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“… It’s very difficult doing my own sewing. I had a few loose buttons and tried to fix them, however I was unsuccessful in doing so. Either way, all of what you say pales in comparison to what I see in front of me. It’s like comparing apples to oranges.”

Akechi is a detective prodigy, so of course he’s great at bullshitting his way out of sticky situations.

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“You can still try to do that with those sausages you call fingers? Perhaps you require a prescription for corrective lenses if you think that I’m in worse shape than you, ample Akechi.”

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“Ah I see, word play is creative. I’m surprised you were able to come up with something so clever truth be told, considering your mind must always be on food 24/7 due to your own size. It’s alright to admit you’re in worse shape you know. Once you do, I’ll prep you the nicest and largest “at least you tried” cake just for you, Massive Makoto.”

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“... It’s very difficult doing my own sewing. I had a few loose buttons and tried to fix them, however I was unsuccessful in doing so. Either way, all of what you say pales in comparison to what I see in front of me. It’s like comparing apples to oranges.”

Akechi is a detective prodigy, so of course he’s great at bullshitting his way out of sticky situations.