Graylu Brotp Headcanons
Brain: Since you’re a whore for this brotp make some headcanons for it
Me: Bitch why?
Brain: Cause I fucking said to
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If they had cellphones then Gray’s name in Lucy’s phone would definitely be “Bae <3”
When people ask if he’s her boyfriend she just says “Nah it stands for biggest asshole ever I fucking hate his ass”
Gray has Lucy as “bitchy blonde” and when she saw it she just said “big mood”
They definitely sip their tea like Kermit whenever Natsu is in some deep shit with Erza
Gray once saw a jacket in a store on a quest and when he asked Lucy if it’d look good on him she responded with “I mean if you’re trying to look like a little bitch then yea”
Gray has a video of Lucy crying and singing Planetary [GO!] by My Chemical Romance
Lucy Heartfilia, a former emo? It’s more likely than you think
That video is Gray’s blackmail and he would cry if he lost it
Prank Calling Sick Into Jobs We Don’t Work At: Graylu Edition
Gray: My name is Brian and I can’t come into work tomorrow because I forgot where I left my kid at
Lucy: Hey! It’s Monica! Listen, I can’t come into work tomorrow because I’m getting a new toaster
*Gray pulls back the shower curtain* “Hey, are you- Stop screaming it’s me. Are you out of Cheetos?”
Lucy being an emo? Let me raise you Gray being a Swiftie
Lucy has a video of Gray belting the lyrics to 22
She never lets him live it down
These two definitely point at an ugly statue and proceed to say to the other “hey look it’s you”
“So if I jump off this train right now I will most certainly break a few bones. But the plus is that I could sue the train company so I’d have enough money for rent for years” “Lucy what kind of fucking logic is that?”
These two quote memes and vines on a daily basis
“OP literally lost their parents to a monster attack and also lost their mentor to a fucking ice spell but go off I guess”
“Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind” *Lucy fucking screams*
Sorcerer’s Weekly came to interview the guild and when they started to interview Gray, Lucy made sure it was fucked up
Gray: Yea, I have a good relationship with everyone here
Lucy: Fuck off, Gray! I’m not going to your fucking birthday party!
Gray did the same to Lucy’s interview in return
Lucy: We have a lot of laughs here
Gray: Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. B I T C H!
Listen I am a slut for this brotp
